they don't have things we could win at though, like crib and darts, and more modern sports such as running away from the police on a housing estate

I've always thought that when they get a gold medal the rest of the team should give them 'slaps'.

Like what they do in the Corner Flag?

Aye, but not in quite such an elite way.

Your CFE wind up has got to be the most effective in pools message board history.

SSHhhhh .....

It's the first thing your associated with...

That weasle, hates the flag!

I think they should have fouley footy at the olympics

and wally, but not just a wall, it has to be like the back of a set of garages, with path, grass, couple of trees thrown in, pedestrians walking past to give it that true 'authentic' effect.

I used to play wally with John Brackstone and his brother up clav when i was about 8 on the grass verge on spearman walk, perfect wally setting that!

No it's not.

There's homosexuality and nuns, for starters.

It'll end up being like "Jeux Sans Frontieres" cos all the "passers-by" would be from the other team trying to cheat!!!!

Someone should film a Monty Python style sketch with all these games in, held around various parts of town

There ain't that many pubs left on the Headland because of the bastad (cADG) tab ban,

I'm confused here; are Northern Ireland no longer part of the British team?

And lots of slack-jawed yokels to dribble on or around.

I am fairly well known for the distribution of my bodily fluids.