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Montpoolier
 Post subject: If we could do one thing...
PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:47 am 
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...to significantly break with our tradition of giving away joke goals, what would it be?

If I was confident in our defence I'd be as optimistic as hell for the coming season, but as things stand scoring 70 goals in a season will be nowhere near enough. Its almost criminal.

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Joke goals, did you see the one Darlow conceded last night? rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl

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Richard M. Head wrote:
...to significantly break with our tradition of giving away joke goals, what would it be?


Have a pair of proper full backs.

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Have a pair of proper full backs.

That's two things! :evil: :evil:

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Richard M. Head wrote:
Mr Ripper wrote:
Have a pair of proper full backs.

That's two things! :evil: :evil:


Oh no it isn't.

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Mr Ripper wrote:
Richard M. Head wrote:
That's two things! :evil: :evil:

Oh no it isn't.

Look, we don't have time to get two new full backs before Saturday, right? We have time to make just one improvement so what's it going to be?

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Richard M. Head wrote:
Mr Ripper wrote:
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That's two things! :evil: :evil:

Oh no it isn't.

Look, we don't have time to get two new full backs before Saturday, right? We have time to make just one improvement so what's it going to be?


New manager?

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Richard M. Head wrote:
Mr Ripper wrote:
Richard M. Head wrote:
That's two things! :evil: :evil:

Oh no it isn't.

Look, we don't have time to get two new full backs before Saturday, right? We have time to make just one improvement so what's it going to be?


have a completely settled defence (barring injuries) for at least 10 games. that means NO tinkering. make a decision and stick to it Mr Wilson

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Employ a circus master to control the clowns in defence. :shock:
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At this level.... very.

If a keeper can catch he ball he don't stay down here for too long.

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Mr Ripper
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We have a competent keeper.

It's not Janice though.

Full backs please, the sooner the better.

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Jonny
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ADG wrote:
Yubep wrote:
At this level.... very.

If a keeper can catch he ball he don't stay down here for too long.


I bet you most of the keepers in league two are better than ours.


Most of them in the Blue Square Premier will be better than ours as well......
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