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Trapper · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:43 am **Posts:** 508

Bunkerites deal with trick or treaters :evil:

I have a bowl of boiled sweets behind the door and get the 9 year old to dish em out :grin:

small hands see :wink:

Any chew the 12 year old sorts it :uhoh:

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:14 am

Boiling oil and broken glass. :evil:

Another imported American shit fest. rage

Moriarty · **Posted:** Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:05 am

I will show them a picture of the Bunkerites

That should scare the crap out of the little bleeders :razz:

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

I admit to being a little bastard at times and chucking eggs off windows when some grumpy old sod wouldnt give us anything.
Nowadays I simply dont answer the door. Our lass gets it sometimes and gives them kets. I refuse.

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:27 am

Round here it's usually 15 year old kids with a Scream mask or witch's hat on saying "Trick or Treat" and me going "fuck off"

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:59 am

Has anyone worked out what "Trick or Treat" actually means yet?

poolpower · **Posted:** Tue Oct 31, 2006 3:36 pm

it is just sending the kids out begging but when thay get past about eight years old they get boshie if you give them sweets
i only give to the kid next door then lock up for the night

ok i am an old meanie so what rage

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:38 pm

spew up on the little bleeders, they won't come back for Bonfire night or Christmas Carol singing either. Simply drink twelve cans of Special Brew and a bottle of vodka in time for them finishing school, and you'll be ready to chunder straight onto them

Salty · **Posted:** Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:42 pm

offshorepoolie wrote:

The sky is blue the grass is green have got a penny for Haloween?
If you haven't got a penny a ha'penny will do if you haven't a ha'penny , God Bless You...

two 15 year olds knocked on my door singing that

i told them i had neither a penny or a ha'penny on me, sked them whether tuppence aech would be ok instead?
they kinda grunted summat inaudible

so i gave em 2p each!! :laugh:

daft gets

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:46 pm

Our lass used to lodge with a woman in Coventry, whose boyfriend was a bit of a weirdo. He still loved his heavy metal at 40-odd, and continued to dress as if he was at an Iron Maiden gig in about 1981. He is also into Nu-metal and made one of those ice-hockey keeper masks that bloke out Slipknot wears.

He has loads of lizards, an iguana and two large Indian pythons he's had since being a teenager.

Anyroad, Halloween is his favourite time of year, as when kids knock on the door, he puts on his mask, a top hat, and drapes the biggest python round his shoulders. He turns the light off in the hallway, pulls the door open, then walks slowly out of the dark into the porch making a groaning sound.

Without fail all the kids shit themselves and run off. Now and then they'll drop their bags of kets which he will retrieve and enjoy.

How do the

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