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PostPosted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:28 pm 
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think this young lad is getting better and better everygame he was my man of the match today. darlo could not handle him and joel clap clap clap


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:31 pm 
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rolfl

That has to be the funniest thing I ever heard.

We let them run around, knowing fine well how ineffective they were, especially porter.

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rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl




you quack me up


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:35 pm 
Why don't you just fuck off back to the Darlo boards? They may believe the shit you are spouting, you ain't going to convince anyone on here - mainly 'cos you're wrong :laugh:


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:37 pm 
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I'm not spouting shit and you know it Poolie.

Battered? Hammered? Should have been 5-0? You lot are off your fooking heads, seriously.

You had the better of play, because we were so Goddamn negative. Thats how those sort of games go.

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because we were so Goddamn negative


Nice use of your favourite ex managers well worn sayings.

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I'm not spouting shiit and you know it Poolie.

Battered? Hammered? Should have been 5-0? You lot are off your fooking heads, seriously.

You had the better of play, because we were so Goddamn negative. Thats how those sort of games go.


Why are you here? :roll:

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after todays game knowing we should of won comfortably it would of cheered me up just to hear hodgys comments on radio borer coming home rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl relieve the tension


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Mick Tait's Head Bandage wrote:
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I'm not spouting shiit and you know it Poolie.

Battered? Hammered? Should have been 5-0? You lot are off your fooking heads, seriously.

You had the better of play, because we were so Goddamn negative. Thats how those sort of games go.


Why are you here? :roll:


I dunno? To make your life hell?

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townendtim wrote:
after todays game knowing we should of won comfortably it would of cheered me up just to hear hodgys comments on radio borer coming home rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl relieve the tension


Your wasting your time mocking Hodgson in front of me, because I thought he was a complete tosser too.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:54 pm 
You still here?


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Yep. And you?

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quakers nighty night. you be happy with a point clap


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:41 am 
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Actually, I went for a piss, but the stewards stopped me going to the toilet near the Millhouse with it being near the end, so I had to walk all the way across to the CK side and use the toilets there.

The explanation is as simple as that.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:43 am 
aaaaaaah the old 'went for a piss' excuse!! :roll: :laugh: :laugh:

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And a damn fine piss it was too. I'd been holding it in all during the second half.

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We were diabolical I'm not denying that, but I'm also not happy about it.

But Pools didn't really deserve anything either as you hardly tested the keeper despite all your posession (which you were always going to get due to the negative manner in which we approached the game)

As for us shyting ourselves, what a crock of shite that is. I've rarely felt so comfortable that we were going to keep a clean sheet in a game, there was absolutely nothing to fear.

Somebody said the Darlo fans stood motionless and quiet because we were crapping ourselves.........wrong! We were stood like that because we were bored to tears.

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We were diabolical I'm not denying that, but I'm also not happy about it.

But Pools didn't really deserve anything either as you hardly tested the keeper despite all your posession (which you were always going to get due to the negative manner in which we approached the game)

As for us shyting ourselves, what a crock of shite that is. I've rarely felt so comfortable that we were going to keep a clean sheet in a game, there was absolutely nothing to fear.

Somebody said the Darlo fans stood motionless and quiet because we were crapping ourselves.........wrong! We were stood like that because we were bored to tears.


You are a grade a todger nosher, bored senseless by your own team?, was that just for yesterdays 90 minutes or for the past 15 years in the basement?

How the fook you got off to a good start is beyond me, and if Matt Clarke is a footballer, i will eat sh1te with the flies


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We were diabolical I'm not denying that, but I'm also not happy about it.

But Pools didn't really deserve anything either as you hardly tested the keeper despite all your posession (which you were always going to get due to the negative manner in which we approached the game)

As for us shyting ourselves, what a crock of shite that is. I've rarely felt so comfortable that we were going to keep a clean sheet in a game, there was absolutely nothing to fear.

Somebody said the Darlo fans stood motionless and quiet because we were crapping ourselves.........wrong! We were stood like that because we were bored to tears.


You are a grade a todger nosher, bored senseless by your own team?, was that just for yesterdays 90 minutes or for the past 15 years in the basement?

How the fook you got off to a good start is beyond me, and if Matt Clarke is a footballer, i will eat sh1te with the flies


Yes i was bored with my own team. Sorry like!

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TalbotAvenger wrote:
Quakerz wrote:
We were diabolical I'm not denying that, but I'm also not happy about it.

But Pools didn't really deserve anything either as you hardly tested the keeper despite all your posession (which you were always going to get due to the negative manner in which we approached the game)

As for us shyting ourselves, what a crock of shite that is. I've rarely felt so comfortable that we were going to keep a clean sheet in a game, there was absolutely nothing to fear.

Somebody said the Darlo fans stood motionless and quiet because we were crapping ourselves.........wrong! We were stood like that because we were bored to tears.


You are a grade a todger nosher, bored senseless by your own team?, was that just for yesterdays 90 minutes or for the past 15 years in the basement?

How the fook you got off to a good start is beyond me, and if Matt Clarke is a footballer, i will eat sh1te with the flies


Yes i was bored with my own team. Sorry like!


Dont apolgise, you must be used to it by now

Answer this though, is Matt Clarke the worst player in the 4th divison, he must be, in a world of cackness, he would be the cack king of the cack kingdom


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in summary, two teams incapable of winning the match performed as they could only be expected to.


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:13 pm 
No they didn't you lying get. There isn't any toilets on the Millhouse side, they're on the Poolie side of the fence. You ran away before the end came so you could stick your head up your Mum's skirt in case you saw a Poolie close up. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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No they didn't you lying get. There isn't any toilets on the Millhouse side, they're on the Poolie side of the fence. You ran away before the end came so you could stick your head up your Mum's skirt in case you saw a Poolie close up. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


I think that you will find that there are away fans bogs on that side of the rink end like......


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:29 pm 
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No they didn't you lying get. There isn't any toilets on the Millhouse side, they're on the Poolie side of the fence. You ran away before the end came so you could stick your head up your Mum's skirt in case you saw a Poolie close up. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


I think that you will find that there are away fans bogs on that side of the rink end like......


Re-arrange these words into a phrase or sentence commonly used in the parlance:

Up, wind.......... stupid


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Pooliekev wrote:
No they didn't you lying get. There isn't any toilets on the Millhouse side, they're on the Poolie side of the fence. You ran away before the end came so you could stick your head up your Mum's skirt in case you saw a Poolie close up. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Oh yes there are toilets on the Millhouse side. Have you ever been to Vic Park?

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Pooliekev wrote:
No they didn't you lying get. There isn't any toilets on the Millhouse side, they're on the Poolie side of the fence. You ran away before the end came so you could stick your head up your Mum's skirt in case you saw a Poolie close up. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


I think that you will find that there are away fans bogs on that side of the rink end like......


Re-arrange these words into a phrase or sentence commonly used in the parlance:

Up, wind.......... stupid


I don't get jokes or sarcasm when i am hungover......


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And a damn fine piss it was too. I'd been holding it in all during the second half.
Well you are full of it rolfl


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