I've Just Saw A Bloke....

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:29 pm

Chatting up a Cheetah....I thought he's trying to pull a fast one!!!! :grin:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:33 pm

Tim Vine is Brilliant!!!! clappp

I was going to buy his DVD yesterday at HMV for £15.99 but thought I'd check the price on Amazon....£3.97!!!! clappp

If you like 'Daft' jokes you'll love this....

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:46 pm

I met this gangster who pulls up the back of peoples pants....it was Wedgie Kray!!!! :laugh:

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:05 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Tim Vine is Brilliant!!!! clappp

I was going to buy his DVD yesterday at HMV for £15.99 but thought I'd check the price on Amazon....£3.97!!!! clappp

If you like 'Daft' jokes you'll love this....

Shame his brothers such a bounder!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:23 pm

This one's quite topical for the Bunker during the current climate....

If you have an Islamic Dog....Muzzl'im!!!! :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:25 pm

TalbotAvenger wrote:

Shame his brothers such a bounder!

I've just had to look up who his brother is....I don't mind him actually!!!! :grin:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:42 pm

a butcher threatened to hit me, so I said I had no beef with him.
He accused me of porking his wife, and I wouldn't fight him 'cos I was chicken.
He said me and his missus had opened a joint account.
By now I was dripping with sweat.

Story continues..................................anyone?

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:47 pm

Here's one for you Mutters.......

So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:49 pm

parmopooly wrote:

a butcher threatened to hit me, so I said I had no beef with him.
He accused me of porking his wife, and I wouldn't fight him 'cos I was chicken.
He said me and his missus had opened a joint account.
By now I was dripping with sweat.

Story continues..................................anyone?

So he said to me....'You don't Mince your words'!!!! confised

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:31 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Tim Vine is Brilliant!!!!

Tommy Cooper - gone but not forgotten!

I've Just Saw A Bloke....

Gadgies online