Funny things kids say!

thornleypoolie · **Joined:** Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:10 pm **Posts:** 1101

I'm sick of all the doom and gloom on here at present so i thought i'd try and lighten the mood up.

I had my 4 year old boy staying at mine at the weekend, and after putting him to bed i was summoned upstairs by him shouting me, he had a stuffy nose and wanted to inform me that his nose didn't work, i did everything i could not to laugh.
Thought i'd share that.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Kids say some hilarious things sometimes.

I got woken up when our jess is here by her saying awww did i had a lovely sleep and dreamt about tin man now get me some wheetos right and put wizard of oz on.

So I'll pop downstairs and make them and she will shout me, over and over, so ill run up thinking emergency and she will only want to tell me tin man is on tele.

She says right at the end of every sentence now i dunno where she gets that from right.

The other day she shouted at a man at the shop who had a bandage over his eye, she shouted LOOK DAD THERE'S A PIRATE!

Priceless!

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22659

I was on a tram in Nottingham with my little lad - then aged 5.

We were sat opposite a group of Muslim women in the full burkah rig out. The lad turned to me and quite loudly asked....

"Daddy, are those all bee keepers?"

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:34 am

What did you say....'No they are Terrorists son let's go here's our stop'!!!! :shock:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:59 am

A six-year old kid once said to me, "My dog's got no nose".

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:03 pm

How does it smell????

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:56 pm

awful??

the brat that is my 3 year old nephew was round the other day, he said 'whats that thing flying around?'
I said, 'a fly'

it was the only time I've liked him

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:24 pm

I was walking down Church Street the other night when I overheard one girl say to another: "I'm up for a f*ck tonight."

Kids say the funnist things.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

That'll be the younguns mam that

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

"Why is there a hole in holy island?"

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:41 pm

when my mate replaced the chimney pot with a cowl a few years ago, the bairn looked at him in a puzzled fashion. He asked her what was up, and she replied,"How's Santa going to get in now"?

:laugh:

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

This Hospital will not close

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:50 am

ElvisAintDead wrote:

Don't put TOO many of thse in here, The Mail wil make a weekly column out of 'em.!

Funny things kids say!

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