They kept me awake for most of the night. Thousands of them booling round Lyon blasting their car horns and setting off fireworks. I never realised there were so many in the city, it must have been invaded by the Ottoman Empire when I wasn't looking.

Lyon ain't what it used to be, its more like Istanbul now.

Never heard of that in Lyon.

But I guess a big place like that is bound to have people from all over.

Send the buggers back

That'll be a hell of a game in Germany - the Gastarbeiter Derby.

All the Turkish'll be giving the Germans stick if they beat them and vice versa.

I can't see past the Germans to be honest. Whoever plays them now will have to play out of their skins to beat them

The Turks must have hearts like Lions considering some of the fat ugly birds they shag . They really are perverts though will shag out that moves the dirty bastards.

The most stunning bird I ever met was from Istanbul.

And no I'm not saying whether I did or not!!

I bet Kev has ps i was on about the women from England etc (fat ugly birds) that go on holiday and get all there christmas's at once

Obviously.

The worst ones are when you roll over twice and are still on top.

just roll her in flour and see where it sticks

I got lost in the Turkish quadrant of Berlin a couple of years back... never been so scared in my life

You should get lost in the old city of Jerusalem after dark then.
That would do it

According to rumours I've heard, if you rolled over twice, you'd be in Hong Kong

outside the boozer in finsbury park on saturday, we were yakking to these people about the footy an this gadge pipes up that he's following Turkish and looked like a natural born Turk, so I said summat about him being turkish and he says really deep and angrily, "I'm Albanian" I thought he was gonna stab me!

the daft turkish looking get

I can't imagine them getting much support in Leeds. I think a performance like they gave in Lyon the other night would be met with some disapproval if they tried it in Leeds.

The Ninepins or The Blackstock??

neither, the worlds end....unless its changed its name or summat!
plenty of 'gunners' bars there like, and 'gunners' chippies, and 'gunners' cabs....etc

Changed it's name back, the Worlds End became the Ninepins, and sounds like the Paddy Mafia have repossessed it in turn. Canny pub like. When we did the gigs in Finsbury Park we always went in there on Friday night and then down to some hole in the wall club towards the Roundhouse. Well we didn't start until 1pm the next day....

you should have done your norman wisdom impression, he would definitely have liked that.

Mr Grimsdale??! erm, I dont do norman wisdom impressions!
I do do a good sylvester stallone and a cracking jamie oliver tho.....