I was talking to a French kid last night, 20ish. Apparently he was going to study in London or Liverpool but now he is going to 'Manchester United' University. He actually thinks the city is called Manchester United. Twat!

Mind you, he might not be too keen on Manchester after the reference I gave it. Essentially, Manchester is full of thieves and scumbags and it rains all the time.

No argument there surely?

Of more interest to him i think , is the fact that manc ladies are easy to lay