And the old Peter Owens story was........

A story about Peter Owens

Here you go....................

http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Bo ... 1262362.jp

Oh I see. So he means...'needs a new one' in the sense of 'needs a hole in the head'?

it's not worth getting wound up about, but.......................

I've never seen that before, it's quality, forgot your tall ships race, that is Hartlepool.

there's folks around the world have no freedoms, no food etc - now THEY are hard done to.
Piss well and truly boiled, reading about shirking wastes of semen such as him.

So he gets £30000 for doing feck all

He is an oxygen thief

And the day after he's released, his wifeisn't "brain stem dead" anymore ...


http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/NI ... .611810.jp

How come that story has his wife down as being 48 years old and dying, but in the one higher up the page she is 51 and in good health?

they tell more fairy stories then Hans Christian Andersen. I'm not talking about the Mail here.

This story must have been a journalists dream !!!!!!

If by 'old friends' you mean in the same school year, then yes!

PS

MadJohn was also a good friend of Peter Owens as well

You owld gets.

Sooooo did they get their dream wedding in Tenerife, or was it on the Med Cruise??!!

This could be a docusoap on one of the odd little satelite channels!

How ugly must the woman he was having an 'affair' with be?!!!

Two men "DRAGGED" him from his house.


http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/39 ... 1041822.jp

"Ellish"

And his son was found wandering naked on the A19


http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/MY ... .611661.jp

His son's girlfriend lived over the road from me and they never seemed to stop arguing day and night. The fact that many of the arguments were unintentionally hilarious made up for all the noise. I remember one time watching him slump to his knees hugging a bottle of cider and weeping when she wouldn't come out. He stayed like that for about 2-3 hours, bawling his eyes out and occasionally stretching his arms out like a wounded animal. One fucked up family.

corneliouus - just get some one to ring him - he'll have a new tale for you

He likes to move house doesn't he, each story had him at a different address, either that or he keeps getting evicted

the good news is - people that fat don't live very long.

what?!

you are having me on, right?!

ok - I'll rephrase that. Enormous massively obese people don't tend to live very long!!!
That's a relief for me too!!!

Must admit haven't laft this much for ages. Can't believe he is for real unbelivable, you coudn't make it up

oh but he does make it up!!

I am almost CERTAIN I saw him riding one of those big motorised trikes (like the one Billy Connolly has on his TV shows) yesterday, just before the Seal Sands roundabout, on the way out of town.

I can not wait for the next gripping instalment in the thrilling exploits of Peter Owens!

Please post on here as I would hate to miss out!

Did one of the petrol tankers wipe him out??

(please please please............)


that'll be the next story....

"You could get killed by those wagons driving to Seal Sands while you're on your nmotor trike.they're dangerous and they should be banned. And those trikes aren't robust enough to carry someone 300 stone.I was worried sick so much that my moobs exploded causing tonnes of pus to escape onto the road and could have caused loads of court cases using Winn's solicitors off the telly............."

It's a little known fact y'know but the big fat ones take less gas than the little skinny knotty ones. It's a bit like putting sausages on a barbecue: you know how they flare up.