...doesn't even begin to describe the Dutch counterattack. It's fookin scary. Awesome. Absolutley fookin stunning.

they were quite good weren't they?!

I hope they win it. I like the Dutch football, and the people were top class when we went there last year.

I've been wanting either Holland or Spain to win it since before it started. Mainly cos I've nowt against either of them and like you say they play good football. I don't want the nazis, eyeties of frogs to win it for starters, and the Portugese can sod off cos Ronaldo is a twt and there's too many of the fkers trying to sell you knocked off watches and drugs when you're trying to mind your own business on holiday.

The Greeks? Well apart from the fact that they won it last time they also invented bumming by all accounts so I can't support them. The Russians and Croatians knocked us out so balls to them. The Austrians started two world wars last century so they're off my favoured list too. And the Swiss are just too fkin neutral that they must collaborate with anybody and everybody.

Nowt particular against the Poles, Czechs or Romanians, but they're all a bit rubbish and have no chance. The Swedes are harmless and I've got them in the sweep at work so will cheer them on but they've no chance either. And there's no way I can ever want dirty murdering goat molesting paedo Turks to win owt.

It is very true that the Greeks invented the exploitation of the tradesmens entrance didn't they Mr Riplopoulos??

The dirty buggers....

I take it you're not keen on Turks, then

You never been to Holland or Spain then

that's what i like about the Bunker, we're such a broad-minded forward thinking lot

Ripopolous, you might just have shat on that job in the diplomatic corps