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Tax Paying Poolie
 Post subject: 5 aside
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I presume it's on?

Who's in?

A pound for any newcomers, regulars will now pay two quid. :wink: :laugh:

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Tax Paying Poolie wrote:
I presume it's on?

Who's in?

A pound for any newcomers, regulars will now pay two quid. :wink: :laugh:


Count me in Mr Kentish. :wink: :laugh:

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Two from the Billingham contingent.

Is that one at the old rate and one at the new, as long as I bring along different ID.

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I've got the youngun, i'd bring her like the billingham man brings his lads, but I fear she would embarrass and nut meg mr.sengelow even more than i do!

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I've got the youngun, i'd bring her like the billingham man brings his lads, but I fear she would embarrass and nut meg mr.sengelow even more than i do!


rolfl

True, but rolfl

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I'm afraid I'm a good week off being anywhere near fit. My left leg is so black, blue and yellow that Pools are going to have a poll on the Official Site to see which one fans prefer!


Is that as a result of Jonny's tackle on you last week?

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Beware everyone tonight, after bruising two Bunkerites last week, he may well be going for a hat-trick tonight. rolfl rolfl rolfl

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Beware everyone tonight, after bruising two Bunkerites last week, he may well be going for a hat-trick tonight. rolfl rolfl rolfl


Does the two already include me or has he already got his hat-trick?

I'm half expecting retribution for leaving him on his dish whilst storming through for our last second equaliser anyway! :laugh:

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Mr Ripper wrote:
BillinghamPoolie wrote:
Beware everyone tonight, after bruising two Bunkerites last week, he may well be going for a hat-trick tonight. rolfl rolfl rolfl


Does the two already include me or has he already got his hat-trick?

I'm half expecting retribution for leaving him on his dish whilst storming through for our last second equaliser anyway! :laugh:


I didn't realize he'd left his mark on you as well. Mouldy's black eye was the other one I was thinking of.

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BillinghamPoolie wrote:
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Beware everyone tonight, after bruising two Bunkerites last week, he may well be going for a hat-trick tonight. rolfl rolfl rolfl


Does the two already include me or has he already got his hat-trick?

I'm half expecting retribution for leaving him on his dish whilst storming through for our last second equaliser anyway! :laugh:


I didn't realize he'd left his mark on you as well. Mouldy's black eye was the other one I was thinking of.


Fair play to him though, cos we are a bit old, clumsy and heavy so he is finally giving as good as he gets!

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You speak for yourself Ripper i am an angel among devils.

I.m in.

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8 up to now.

Any more?

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ElvisAintDead wrote:
B.Thompson and A. Capp.


I thought that you were injured and Mr Avenger lived too far away?

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Half 8 Dibble.

See you there.

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Chunky Monkey ??
If so thats 9

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Chunky Monkey ??
If so thats 9


And Dribble?

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Half 8 Dibble.

See you there.


No thanks. My playing days are long gone. But it doesnt stop me laughing at you lot.


Give it a go.

Don't be shy. :laugh:

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I can hardly move these days never mind run. :uhoh: :laugh: :laugh:


You'd be in good company. :laugh:

Howay man!

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No thanks.


Poof.



How about Mr Kibber? You playing?

Mr Katcha?

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Half 8 Dibble.

See you there.


No thanks. My playing days are long gone. But it doesnt stop me laughing at you lot.


My playing days never started. But that doesn't stop me joining in, if only in goal, and have a good laugh, along with a bit of exercise. Not bad for 53 & 3/4

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Beware everyone tonight, after bruising two Bunkerites last week, he may well be going for a hat-trick tonight. rolfl rolfl rolfl


Is he such a poor player that he has to go flying into tackles?

I thought it was 5 a side football you were playing?

And heres us from our younguns team, trying to teach them to stay on their feet and only go to ground as a last resort.......you know read the game, and get in the right position.......and heres a bunch of apparantly grown men sliding around thinking you are Norman Foookin Hunter.


He's not a poor player, his tackles are firm but fair, but they have to be when he's up against TPP, ECG, Chunky, Ripper, Mouldy etc.

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He's not a poor player, his tackle is firm, compared to TPP, ECG, Chunky, Ripper, Mouldy etc.


Well you would say that wouldnt you, daddy........Its hereditary.....surely. :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:


The tackles may be tough but they are more than matched by the sublime subtleness of my goal scoring exploits.
Take my double hat trick last night for example, at least three of them would have made the MOTD goal of the month competition. :grin: bbolt
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He's not a poor player, his tackle is firm, compared to TPP, ECG, Chunky, Ripper, Mouldy etc.


Well you would say that wouldnt you, daddy........Its hereditary.....surely. :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:


The tackles may be tough but they are more than matched by the sublime subtleness of my goal scoring exploits.
Take my double hat trick last night for example, at least three of them would have made the MOTD goal of the month competition. :grin: bbolt
Its quicker going around a roundabout than getting around you like.

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just keep trying old son, one day you might just manage it. :laugh:
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He's not a poor player, his tackle is firm, compared to TPP, ECG, Chunky, Ripper, Mouldy etc.


Well you would say that wouldnt you, daddy........Its hereditary.....surely. :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:


I don't know where my lads inherited their footballing skills from, but it certainly wasn't from me. :laugh:

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I'll second that BP. bbolt

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