i've just driven through Seaton and parked up on the front was a Vauxhall Agila...they look like a mini version of Postman Pats van in car form...a boxy little buzz wagon that tootles about taking pensioners on their visit to beige world on a Sunday, an anonymous little tin box...except, this one was complete with chrome bull bars on the front that probably weighed more than the car itself and reduced its 'speed' by half...it looked like a snowplough on a bairns buggy.... and the old bloke behind the wheel looked as smug as it's possible to get

Did it have a canoe on the roof rack?