I Can't Wait For This Great ENGLISH Football Match To Start!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed May 21, 2008 7:38 pm

Chelsea

Owners - Russia

Manager - Israel

Petr Cech - Czech Rep.

Ricardo Carvalho - Portugal

John Terry - England

Ashley Cole - England

Michael Essien - Ghana

Michael Ballack - Germany

Claude Makelele - France

Frank Lampard - England

Joe Cole - England

Florent Malouda - French Guiana

Didier Drogba - Cote d'Ivoire

Substitutes

Nicolas Anelka - France
Salomon Kalou - Cote d'lvoire
Andriy Shevchenko - Ukraine
John Obi Mikel - Nigeria
Juliano Belletti - Brazil
Alex - Brazil
Carlo Cudicini - Italy

Manchester United

Owner - America

Manager - Scotland

Edwin van der Sar - Holland

Wes Brown - England

Rio Ferdinand - England

Nemanja Vidic - Serbia

Patrice Evra - Senegal

Owen Hargreaves - England, Canada, German

Paul Scholes - England

Michael Carrick - England

Cristiano Ronaldo - Portugal

Carlos Tevez - Argentina

Wayne Rooney - England

Substitutes

Darren Fletcher - Scotland
Luis Nani - Portugal
Ryan Giggs - Wales
Anderson - Brazil
Mikael Silvestre - France
John O'Shea - Ireland
Tomasz Kuszczak - Poland

Chelsea Squad

4 English 14 Foreign 12 Different Countries

Manchester United

6 English 12 Foreign 12 Different Countries

10 English Players out of 36!!!! clappp

Like I said....I can't wait for this great ENGLISH Game to start and what an advert it will be for the English Game!!!! :grin:

whitelight.whiteheat · **Posted:** Wed May 21, 2008 8:51 pm

Good first half though. Diversity is the future in all things.

whitelight.whiteheat · **Posted:** Wed May 21, 2008 11:04 pm

Had I a copy to hand I dare say it would have been a close call.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed May 21, 2008 11:28 pm

I have to admit....I watched it all!!!! :uhoh:

1st half very very good....2nd half pretty dull!!!! :grin:

But I absolutely love penalties!!!! :grin:

I text to our kid that Giggs should lift the Cup so was pleasantly chuffed and suprised that Rio and him lifted it together!!!! :grin:

Ryan Giggs....in the mould of Footballers from a bygone era....1 man 1 club!!!! clappp

Salty · **Posted:** Wed May 21, 2008 11:34 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Ryan Giggs....1 man 1 club!!!!

1 c unt

not as much of a c unt as John Terry though the thick, bottling, cries like a girl shithouse

if it had been Ronaldo's miss that was the defining moment I'd have been sooooooooo happy, alas this proves there is no god

whitelight.whiteheat · **Posted:** Wed May 21, 2008 11:35 pm

Only way is 'down' to be fair after the mancs unless he had tried his luck abroad (or at ER). You can't fight history and money. Sad fact really. Different when I was a lad. Chelsea much the best team second half I thought. Hate penalties. They should play until they drop. No man should be reduced to blubbering on the box. Captain anall. Be a man.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Wed May 21, 2008 11:36 pm

Watched the penalties, was ready to celebrate when Ronaldo missed, and Terry stepped up to win it for Chelsea. banghead

Turned it off as soon as the Manure Millionaires started to celebrate.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Wed May 21, 2008 11:37 pm

whitelight.whiteheat wrote:

Only way is 'down' to be fair after the mancs unless he had tried his luck abroad (or at ER). You can't fight history and money. Sad fact really. Different when I was a lad. Chelsea much the best team second half I thought. Hate penalties. They should play until they drop. No man should be reduced to blubbering on the box. Captain anall. Be a man.

Captain Anal. That's not a nice name to call Mr Terry!

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Wed May 21, 2008 11:38 pm

Salty wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

Ryan Giggs....1 man 1 club!!!!

1 c unt

not as much of a c unt as John Terry though the thick, bottling, cries like a girl shithouse

if it had been Ronaldo's miss that was the defining moment I'd have been sooooooooo happy, alas this proves there is no god

What was Ronaldo doing for his Pen?

As big a bottle as you'll ever see Cech just had him look like a poncy rarf.

He was rather good first half though.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed May 21, 2008 11:39 pm

And the Chelsea players aren't millionaires????

PS....I hate them both!!!! :evil:

PPS....It wasn't actually raining in Moscow....it was John Terry!!!! :laugh:

Hard Man?!?!

Imagine the likes of Tommy Smith blubbering!!!! :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed May 21, 2008 11:41 pm

PJ_Poolie wrote:

What was Ronaldo doing for his Pen?

As big a bottle as you'll ever see Cech just had him look like a poncy rarf.

He was rather good first half though.

I physically pissed myself with laughter when the Tit missed!!!! :laugh:

Then when Terry missed I wasn't really bothered until the camera kept going onto him an I pissed myself again....everytime!!!! :laugh:

Salty · **Posted:** Wed May 21, 2008 11:43 pm

its like saying who do you prefer, Hitler or Stalin?

chelsea would have been the lesser of 2 very f ucking horrible evils, but ce la vie....

its days like this I hate football

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Wed May 21, 2008 11:43 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

PJ_Poolie wrote:

What was Ronaldo doing for his Pen?

As big a bottle as you'll ever see Cech just had him look like a poncy rarf.

He was rather good first half though.

I physically pissed myself with laughter when the Tit missed!!!! :laugh:

Then when Terry missed I wasn't really bothered until the camera kept going onto him an I pissed myself again....everytime!!!! :laugh:

Did you see his split arse 'double tea pot' pose at the start of his run up?

What the fook was that

It still wasn't as funny as the penalty shoot out I watched on Saturday though.

Salty · **Posted:** Thu May 22, 2008 12:00 am

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu May 22, 2008 12:02 am

That was fecking quick!!!! :laugh:

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Thu May 22, 2008 12:27 am

MutleyRules wrote:

And the Chelsea players aren't millionaires????

It's alliteration Mutts.

Manchester Millionaires and Cockney C*nts.

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