Starred for Hetton Lyons last week as they lifted the FA Sunday Cup at Anfield last weekend, beating Coundon Conservative Club 3-2

ElvisC's mate Gary Walter Mitty Shithead notched the winner from the spot.

Stuart Irvine and Gary Walter Mitty Shithead now there's two great players

I remember Irvine playing at Hull for Pools under the caretaker management of Honour and Baker (the game that was 4-0 to them after about 20 minutes, and should have been much more) Before the match one of the subs was crossing balls over to Irvine who was applying the 'finish' under the watchful eye of Jackie Honour, he did this for around ten minutes I swear he didn't score once. The net was empty as well, no keeper. When you are witnessing things like that in the warm up you know you are in for a bad day.

Gary Walter Mitty Shithead would go over the top of ball if he was challenging his grandmother, a right dirty bastard when he played for the Loids.

Elvis i seen your bessy mate Ian Clark at the checkouts in Morrions the other day, funny looking lad.

He's a double of that little cook off big cook little cook.

Fanny Craddock?

I liked her Donuts.

He's playing for Norton and Stockton Ancients at the moment in the Northern League Div 2. Had the pleasure of reffing him a couple of times this season. His bairn goes to same school as mine too!

prolific scorer

Sadly not for us, he couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo

David Folly was cloned from him....