The first one I've heard;

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Thu May 01, 2008 5:13 pm

Stag weekend in Austria?

I wouldn't bother if I were you. People DO lock up their Daughters.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu May 01, 2008 6:57 pm

First one!?!? :shock:

I've had about 6 and all shite apart from 1....maybes 2!!!! :grin:

loyal blue · **Joined:** Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:53 pm **Posts:** 1912

When an Austrian Father was asked what he thought the best way to teach his daughter about the birds and the bees. his response was
"Its best to keep them in the dark as long as possible"

rolfl

Lets see who has the worst

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2008 2:10 pm

After the discovery that Alfred Dubanovsky had been keeping his daughter Alice imprisoned in the cellar for 24 years the local newspapers wanted to interview the neighbours for their thoughts and to see if they had any inkling.

One neighbour, who didn't want to be named, said, "For 24 years I've been living next door to Alice? Alice? Who the fk is Alice?"

The first one I've heard;

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