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Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22638

How do you deal with the effects of PMT? is there a cure? is there non firearm solution?

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:20 pm

Yeah.

Distance. :grin:

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:22 pm

This made me chuckle when I heard it on the radio;

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BhAMUuK8Peo

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:24 pm

I've always thought of PMT as being women's moment of truth. All the millions of annoying things about men, which women do their best to overlook for weeks on end, suddenly overflow the garbage can and refuse to be ignored :sweeeet:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:26 pm

When you say weeks on end, do you mean eight minutes or thereabouts??

I'm only asking like, no offence or owt... :shock:

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:30 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

When you say weeks on end, do you mean eight minutes or thereabouts??

I'm only asking like, no offence or owt... :shock:

No, I didn't mean that. As I've mentioned before....there's a tendency for those who've lived long abroad to forget their mother tongue.

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:34 pm

Shall we have a vote on this, one of them Poll thingys?? :laugh:

See, lovely as you are, you've never been on the receiving end of this phenomenon. :grin:

P.M.T. · **Joined:** Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:14 pm **Posts:** 968

Mr I wrote:

How do you deal with the effects of PMT? is there a cure? is there non firearm solution?

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:54 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

Shall we have a vote on this, one of them Poll thingys?? :laugh:

See, lovely as you are, you've never been on the receiving end of this phenomenon. :grin:

I don't remember anyone ever campaigning for votes for men.
There is a reason for that :sweeeet:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37186

There are two PMT's ... pre menstural and post menstural, there is a period of 'divine happiness' between the two killing zones when the women is pure joy...sadly it only lasts for 3 minutes and occurs at 3.47 am...Ah well :roll:

Cowboy · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:20 pm

Snowy wrote:

There are two PMT's ... pre menstural and post menstural, there is a period of 'divine happiness' between the two killing zones when the women is pure joy...sadly it only lasts for 3 minutes and occurs at 3.47 am...Ah well :roll:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:45 pm

P.M.T. wrote:

Mr I wrote:

How do you deal with the effects of PMT? is there a cure? is there non firearm solution?

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:33 pm

Whatever I thought about PMT before it is nowt like post-natal moodswingitis. Literlaly laughing and crying at the same time!

Thankfully it only affected her for a day or so and I'm looking forward to her first 'proper' bout of PMT for over 9 months. She reckons because it's been so long it'll be many times worse. :uhoh:

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:40 pm

Mr P-I-N, the tickets are in the post and our rass says you can stay as long as you like. :wink:

Salty · **Posted:** Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:09 pm

Mrs S says she has it today, her excuse for a bad mood....

It's so unfair, cos if I ever verbally rip her head off I got no easy fallback like lasses do...fecking con if you ask me

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:29 pm

You could always say that gin and cherry brandy change your hormonal balance like, and you probably wouldn't be telling lies.... :wink:

Well maybe about the hormonal bit....... :sweeeet:

Salty · **Posted:** Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:54 pm

oooooooh, I haven't had cherry brandy for ages....

hmm :wink:

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:13 pm

Getting the police involved is my answer to the problem!!

Once, a long time ago, pre kids, we were driving back from Hartlepool to Billingham, and we had just passed the Blue Bells at Newton Bewley. A PMT volley started, can't remember why now, which male ever can, and I had to stop to save me crashing the car. The 'discussion' carried on, then I noticed that another car had pulled up behind us, next thing I know someone is opening my door. A 'plain clothes' copper asks ''Are you OK there luv?'', PC quickly returns to planet earth, and says yes we're fine. As far as I remember the remainder of the journey was quite subdued. But you may get a different version tomorrow!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:17 pm

Weren't 'Woman's Realm' and 'People's Friend' women's monthlys????

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:20 pm

What's your party piece mutters removing the lady's string with your teeth :shock:

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