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 Post subject: mothers day
PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:44 pm 
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the wife said she wanted me to do everything she does on a sunday

so i stayed in bed until 9:30 and then had my breakfast brought up to me.

Whilst she walked the dog with the kids i made sunday lunch

i then fell asleep on the couch for an hour whilst watching the eastenders re-run

i spent two hours on the phone talking bullshit to my friends and then when the kids wanted some tea
told them to go and see her i'm still tired.

I put the kids in the bath but sat on the edge of the bed for 30 minutes whilst they were in there and then got her to dry them

I then went in the bath for an hour whilst she ironed and then went to bed at 10 pm

I don't know how she fits it all in.

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 Post subject: Re: mothers day
PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:49 pm 
OOOH wait till Grabey Baby reads this :laugh: :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: mothers day
PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:05 am 
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katcha wrote:
the wife said she wanted me to do everything she does on a sunday

so i stayed in bed until 9:30 and then had my breakfast brought up to me.

Whilst she walked the dog with the kids i made sunday lunch

i then fell asleep on the couch for an hour whilst watching the eastenders re-run

i spent two hours on the phone talking bullshit to my friends and then when the kids wanted some tea
told them to go and see her i'm still tired.

I put the kids in the bath but sat on the edge of the bed for 30 minutes whilst they were in there and then got her to dry them

I then went in the bath for an hour whilst she ironed and then went to bed at 10 pm

I don't know how she fits it all in.


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 Post subject: Re: mothers day
PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:10 am 
townendtimmy wrote:
OOOH wait till Grabey Baby reads this :laugh: :laugh:


No, I have given up knee-jerk responses. :sweeeet:
Withdrawal was grim but now life is much better.... :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: mothers day
PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:30 pm 
grabec wrote:
townendtimmy wrote:
OOOH wait till Grabey Baby reads this :laugh: :laugh:


No, I have given up knee-jerk responses. :sweeeet:
Withdrawal was grim but now life is much better.... :grin:



:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: mothers day
PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:32 pm 
townendtimmy wrote:
grabec wrote:
townendtimmy wrote:
OOOH wait till Grabey Baby reads this :laugh: :laugh:


No, I have given up knee-jerk responses. :sweeeet:
Withdrawal was grim but now life is much better.... :grin:



:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Shut up. Toe rag :evil:


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