Whats the most filthy habit that you or your other half has.
Mr P has alot of phlegm, he spits it into hankies and leaves them all over the house for me to pick up, or even more disgusting, for the dog to eat.

That ain't spit in those hankies darling

Our lass leaves snot rags all over the place too, and invariably they end up in a pocket of clothing that goes in the washing machine. It gives a white fluffy sheen to your work shirts.

That's not as bad as a lass she knows whose husband cuts his toenails in bed, lines them up on the bedside table in size order, then eats them one by one from smallest to largest.

Apparently I fart a lot whilst sleeping. The other night I was staying at an hotel in Market Rasen and ...................................

That is just rude bedroom behaviour........................
Of course, whilst some rude bedroom behaviour is perfectly acceptable, eating your own toenails is not. Yaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkk

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