...I though I ought to share an amusing incident with him and everyone else.

At work I share an office with my boss on the top floor. The only other person on our floor is the miserable uptight woman. We all share the same bog.

On Monday, she flounced into our office scowling, and said "Can you make sure you leave the toilet how you would like others to find it please, it was a right mess this morning."

She stomped out, and my boss blushed, saying, "Er, that'll be me, I er, it didn't flush properly late on Friday, and I was waiting for the cistern to fill up and er, the phone went. I forgot all about it."

So not only was there a good deal of unflushed Richard the Third to contend with, it had been festering there all weekend as well! Thank fook it wasn't me is all I can say.

I thought you were going to say how you two gentleman had to put the seat down after use. I refer you to Mr I's list, under 'Mens Rules', on the girlie bunker for the reply to this point if it is ever made!!

Even if I've had a shit and the seat is down, I lift it back up again just to piss her off!

I never make an issue of the toilet seat matter as it's not really something that bothers me, it's just as easy for me to put the seat down as it is for him to put the seat up.
However if he'd left me a present in the loo...................... i'd have a fit.

That is a perfectly reasonable viewpoint, if only all women understood the first point. My better half has learned to live with it, as she is the only female out of 5 in the house.