I'm serious.

If he recommended the shower of shite that is our goalkeeping staff he isn't good enough. His coaching has obviously not helped either. Mind the likes of Jan 'cockfingers' Budtz should be gracing the Lurpack Third Division not the football league so I doubt any coach would improve him.

If Wilson thinks he is good enough it's his head that should on the block.

4 goals out 4 have been his fault 5 out of 6 have been from outside of the box, only Southends first goal was a decent strike.

Rob Moverley included I don't think we've had a worse goalkeeper in all my years watching Pools than this clown.

PJ - was it you or Kevin who told me at the start of the season that Wood and Turner would know a good keeper when i said that it seemed we had signed a pair of clowns.......

What do you want a fooking medal? It's easy to be negative about a signing you've never seen play. You are going to be right as some stage. I apologise wholeheartedly for being prepared to give people a chance and base my opinion on what I've seen with my own eyes not on what some Donny and Weymouth fans have said on the Internet

They 'should' know I'd have thought Jonny being an ex-keepers even though Turner I doubt would have much to do with Budtz's recruitment apart from the formalities.

If you are offering like - I will have a medal.....

it just goes to show that fans have more of a clue than some of the so called experts - Pools should of paid money to get a decent keeper and it was criminal to let Prov go.....

And i don't slate all the new signings - just the ones who appear to be garbage......

Mike Gough Sports has closed so I'm struggling to get it engraved, I'll get back to you.

I don't understand people going on about Provett, he can't even get a game for Bury. He's better than we have but that's not saying much.

Well Prov had a good season in league one once - don't you always use that argument to justify Sweens getting a game......?

Arran Lee Barrat would have saved the last few goals we have conceded.

Infact his fucking great Gran would have done.

If we can't get a new signing in for Saturday then ALB should be between the sticks. It says something when you're calling for him to be in goal but at least he can do the basics.

Budtz also dropped an easy cross after about 70 minutes, a decent strike would have made him pay. It's a shame because the defence is starting looking better now Spike is back and Antwi is out on the right yet we still can't keep a clean sheet because the goalie is fucking useless.

At this level you expect your keeper to make a mistake from time to time but he has done it far far too often.

You are very funny PJ but you know that I am never wrong......

I hope that was only summat like Madness & not a good record.

Don't bring me into it you fat, poncy, coiffured, sweet smelling, tea tree oil annointed, vodka and boxed orange drinking nonce.

Kevin - i brought you into it because it was your sort of craic. Wasn't it you that justified signing two failed keepers by saying we got Dimitrious for nothing? I hope you have stopped ordering those DVD's of Pools games as well because some of the performances lately have been video nasty's.....

We've nowt to worry about though - we'll win 11 out of 13 and make the play offs in your world.....

Here's an idea.

While I idle away my days making boat loads of cash in my tropical idyll, obviously Jonny, wearing shorts by Armani and a t-shirt by Banksy for Chip, with giggling gorgeous oriental birds hanging on my every word, you two can write up a suicide pact, a la, M*A*S*H with lyrics by Morrissey and music by the Spice Girls and have a fookin' party on me.

Send me the bill, I am sincerely glad you are both justified in your misery, I rejoice on your behalves.

whoops i've logged onto drama queens of football clubs by mistake

Fook orff, I'm in bits here.....

Sob...

So are you saying that the birds only like you because you have a bit of cash....? It sounds like it.....

Why don't you spend some more time entertaining them than talking out of your arse on here...?

Munch!!!!

No, what he actually said was girls giggle at him

i wonder why.....

Yeah...why, Kev?

It's no use making it up and then asking me to explain.......

giggling, gorgeous oriental birds????

Yeah but I have no idea what they're giggling at unless I mix my 'hai's' up with my 'hei's' which can be very unfortunate. If I mean to say 'ai' that's OK, but I mustn't pronounce the 'h' otherwise the context and meaning goes very smutty which they find very amusing.

So you can see right there, that it's all a bit of a bear trap.

Mostly though, they're just pointing at my trousers.

Right I've finished me homework for this week now . Say something interesting Kev. Or, anybody...???

Cochineal is a food dye that is made from dead beetles.

Same as Yoko Ono's solo albums.