This one works for me............................


FORWARDED IN THE NAME OF PATRIOTISM

We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So this Sunday at 4:00 PM, all British women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your street and block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all British women. And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.

The British Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.

God bless England and GOD BLESS ENGLISH WOMEN!

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO DO THIS...

I'm up for that
i'll spread the word, I must tell you now though, it might not be a pretty sight, you may need more than a six pack.

well said sir proud to be british