Team Talk Between Keegan And Mcdermott

KK : Well Terry Who have we got next weekend then ?

TM : Man Utd at home boss

KK :Fantastic!! It will just be like the good old days me and Sir Alex battling it out for the Title, I would just love it if we beat them!

TM : Err its slightly different this time boss

KK : Why's that then??

TM : Well we aren't competing for the Title this time boss, in fact we are battling against relegation!!

KK : Oh are we? well it will still be good to beat them tho!

KK : Now ive been studying their team i dont think we have to much to worry about their star player Ronaldo has picked up a Knee injury i hear plus the Brazilian stricker must be getting on a bit now

TM : Thats a different Ronaldo boss, this one is from Portugal and is currently one of the best players in the world.

KK : Oh right.

KK : I dont think they are that strong in Midfield either that Nicky Butt is Useless

TM : Err But Gaffer he plays for us now

KK : Does he?? is he any good then ??

TM : No boss he's useless

KK : Now to thier defence why is Les ferdinand playing at the back? I thought we had him as a centre Forward??

TM : We did boss but this is not Les its Rio Ferdinand

KK : I tell you what Tez i just love being back in Football, its like i have never been away!!!

TM : ( Shaking his head in disbelief) YES BOSS !!!

with thanks to Dikka