Username:  
Password:  
Register 
It is currently Wed Jul 09, 2025 8:32 am

All times are UTC [ DST ]





Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 13 posts ] 
  Print view Previous topic | Next topic 
Author Message
 Post subject: Jesus......
PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:09 pm 
Offline

Joined: Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:01 pm
Posts: 176
Location: Portsmouth
Just seen the goals on Big League Weekend...

What the F*CK was that wall all about for their winner?!?!?! Who the F*CK is supposed to be marking the 3 or 4 players who could have scored from the pass????

Nelson is upset at people having a little go?!?!?! F*ck me he wants to have a good look in the mirror and give his head a shake. Ridiculous. rage :evil:


...... rant over


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Jesus......
PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:39 pm 
The most frustrating thing after actually managing to go three halves of football without conceding finally it took something special to break us down at last I thought a decent goal scored against us! three minutes that happened and we are back to square one banghead


Top
  
 
 Post subject: Re: Jesus......
PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:20 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:20 am
Posts: 18484
Location: Up Jack's Arse in America
When I saw this thread I thought we might have signed him on loan til the end of the season. :evil:

_________________
Deep down inside you know I'm always right

NOTE: Any statements made by me are, for the avoidance of doubt and arseyness, my opinion and not necessarily absolute fact nor are they necessarily shared by the people who own and run this board


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Jesus......
PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:31 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:20 am
Posts: 18484
Location: Up Jack's Arse in America
MadJohn wrote:
Mr Ripper wrote:
When I saw this thread I thought we might have signed him on loan til the end of the season. :evil:

...as if Jan Budtz didn't scare you enough on crosses........


And long range shots.

Southend's first goal on Saturday looked to be quite central and should have been an easy save for a proper goalkeeper.

_________________
Deep down inside you know I'm always right

NOTE: Any statements made by me are, for the avoidance of doubt and arseyness, my opinion and not necessarily absolute fact nor are they necessarily shared by the people who own and run this board


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Jesus......
PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:35 am 
Offline

Joined: Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:14 pm
Posts: 968
Mr Ripper wrote:
When I saw this thread I thought we might have signed him on loan til the end of the season. :evil:



I would rather have St John bbolt


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Jesus......
PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:46 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:54 pm
Posts: 13354
Location: on me bike
let's be honest here - last season Wilson could seemingly do no wrong with his signings, or else it just turned out that they were "lucky" signings - and the fact of the matter is he doesn't actually know how good some of these players are. This has bit him on the arse this term in that respect. I can't believe he knew an awful lot about either of these keepers or else he would not have signed either of them -surely??

_________________
personal assistant to Nelson the German Shepherd


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Jesus......
PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:51 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Aug 19, 2006 11:02 am
Posts: 73
Nobodys Hero wrote:
Well we do need a keeper.

And Jesus may indeed save us...................................



I'm not sure how good Jesus is in dealing with crosses.

_________________
http://www.myspace.com/myaphemia


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Jesus......
PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:47 pm 
parmopooly wrote:
I can't believe he knew an awful lot about either of these keepers or else he would not have signed either of them -surely??


But surely Turner & Wood knew something about them!!!! confised


Top
  
 
 Post subject: Re: Jesus......
PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:13 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm
Posts: 37454
JESUS...now there's a signing........ for starters he'll cut costs on the catering...out go the pies and in come loaves and fishes... when the going gets tough, he asks his old man and he sorts it out for us...getting beat 5-0 with a minute to go we win 22-0. Mind you, Judas will have to sent to Darlo and will he be available for the Easter programme?

_________________
It’s what he does….. he’s a terrier.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Jesus......
PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:44 pm 
Nah...Judas will have to go Plymouth for the Easter programme.. :wink:


Top
  
 
 Post subject: Re: Jesus......
PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:02 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm
Posts: 37454
.....and we'd reduce our carbon footprint' :roll: ...because we wouldn't need the floodlights.... shafts of heavenly light would illuminate the pitch, sunlit from heaven. Cheating players would be....'smote' and cast into the flames of hell and the team would run out to a selection of hymns :laugh:

_________________
It’s what he does….. he’s a terrier.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Jesus......
PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:44 pm 
Snowy wrote:
and the team would run out to a selection of hymns :laugh:


Thank 'Christ' for that!!!! :sweeeet:

I even cringed listening to the radio when Pools ran out at Kick-Off to Tom Feckin Hark!!!! :evil:


Top
  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 13 posts ] 

All times are UTC [ DST ]


Gadgies online

Dodgepots browsing this forum: Bluebones, bobby lemonade, Christaff, Infidel, JBPoolie, Kettering Poolie, Our Younguns Dad, Roy Hogan's Wig, stupoolie, trevwoody, Warwick Hunt and 266 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Jump to:  







The Bunker. The only HUFC forum with correct spelling and grammar.