Caption competition

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:59 am

Nurse Gloves settles down for tea!!!! :grin:

And then yells....'WHERE'S THE GARLIC SAUCE'????

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

the instructions for this new bed said snug from head to toe

yloop · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:42 pm

Them sheets could do with a clean

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:13 pm

The real reasons for the closure of Hartlepools hospital become apparent....

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37149

Dibble in casualty after accident with his modified George Foreman GTI grill,

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:27 pm

I know they said "I would be under the care of medical students but I didn't expect it to be like this"

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

excuse me nurse but i only came in to use the toilet

Chimpchoker · **Joined:** Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:58 pm **Posts:** 37

were's the iron? bbolt

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

H99 wrote:

All you had to do Mr Austin was apologise...

bbolt

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:02 pm

oooh Matron, what have you done to Sid James?

seatonwasp · **Joined:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:44 pm **Posts:** 135

i will be hard pressed to get him fit for saturday danny

grabec · **Posted:** Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:34 pm

Nurse Jenkins demonstrates complaints procedure at Middlesbrough General

The Lightning Tree · **Joined:** Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:30 pm **Posts:** 5804

Excuse me nurse but I only asked for my trousers to be ironed!!!

monkeehanger · **Posted:** Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:41 pm

Three more like this and we'll have the flat back four ready for Saturday!

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

sorry mr Wise
it is mr Keegans instruction's