Oi, You! Parmo

Miss Tigga · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:54 pm

First time I've logged on since the weekend and just wanted to thank you very much for twatting me in the face whilst enjoying my John Smiths in the pub. It was much appreciated!

PS. I'll get you back!! :evil:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:58 pm

with a rolled up serviette!!!!!!!

Miss Tigga · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:00 pm

parmopooly wrote:

with a rolled up serviette!!!!!!!

Yeah, but if it had landed in my pint it would have soaked it up and that would have been sacralige!! :laugh:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:06 pm

on the plus side you could have took the serviette to the match, and used it as mouth blotting paper to get your alcohol fix during the first half!!!!

Miss Tigga · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:07 pm

I like your thinking! :wink:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:57 pm

parmopooly wrote:

on the plus side you could have took the serviette to the match, and used it as mouth blotting paper to get your alcohol fix during the first half!!!!

Or of course stood near Ripper and his 'posse' and simply breathed in..... :grin:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:05 pm

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:06 pm

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:21 pm

The last time I got twatted in the face it wasn't quite that kind of twat. :wink:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:22 pm

was it a bit like having your face washed with a hairy dish cloth? :wink:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:27 pm

Why do they think we'd like that??

Too much poor Anne Summers porn..... :roll:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37149

Miss Tigga wrote:

parmopooly wrote:

with a rolled up serviette!!!!!!!

Yeah, but if it had landed in my pint it would have soaked it up and that would have been sacralige!! :laugh:

'pint' ....... :evil:

Miss Tigga · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:31 pm

Snowy wrote:

Miss Tigga wrote:

parmopooly wrote:

with a rolled up serviette!!!!!!!

Yeah, but if it had landed in my pint it would have soaked it up and that would have been sacralige!! :laugh:

'pint' ....... :evil:

Yes pint. What's wrong with that?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37149

Your reply answers my question.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:47 pm

Miss Tigga · **Posted:** Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:24 pm

Snowy wrote:

Your reply answers my question.

All I can say, is what's the point of going to the bar struggling to get served twice when it's only a couple of mouthsfuls anyway. You might aswell get a pint.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:26 pm

Miss Tigga wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Your reply answers my question.

All I can say, is what's the point of going to the bar struggling to get served twice when it's only a couple of mouthsfuls anyway. You might aswell get a pint.

I agree Miss Tigga.

Just cos Mr Snowy is old fashioned why should you be shy over a mouthfull here and there.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22635

I think that like Miss Tigga, most girls these days prefer a larger portion.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:32 pm

Kebab-Face wrote:

I'm free.

Eeeh, you sound just like him aswell.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:54 pm

My wife prefers a larger portion too!!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37149

Miss Tigga wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Your reply answers my question.

All I can say, is what's the point of going to the bar struggling to get served twice when it's only a couple of mouthsfuls anyway. You might aswell get a pint.

So you may as well bring the shopping home from the supermarket and eat the lot there and then, saves cooking for the week and saves all the hassle of repeatedly washing up. After all, it's only a few mouthfuls....or possibly more :laugh:

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