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BillinghamPoolie
 Post subject: Re: Sorry about this
PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:19 pm 
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Would it be wrong to say at this point that we were having a drunken conversation about dwarf sex and midget porn in the pub on Saturday? :uhoh: bbolt

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:28 pm 
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Would it be wrong to say at this point that we were having a drunken conversation about dwarf sex and midget porn in the pub on Saturday?

Why last Saturday especially? sctatchinghead

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Mr Ripper
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Richard M. Head wrote:
Mr Ripper wrote:
Would it be wrong to say at this point that we were having a drunken conversation about dwarf sex and midget porn in the pub on Saturday?

Why last Saturday especially? sctatchinghead


Dunno?

Probably cos Pools weren't playing so we went out about 4ish to get drunk.

I think we were talking about weird stuff that you can find on tinterweb and I said that I'd never typed "dwarf sex" into a search engine and one of the other lads was (worryingly) telling me that "midget porn" gives much more sites to choose from. :shock:

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On a related subject don't you just love how Google second guesses your intentions: try copying and pasting this into the search window: faft misgits hearing sex

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Mr Ripper
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Richard M. Head wrote:
On a related subject don't you just love how Google second guesses your intentions: try copying and pasting this into the search window: faft misgits hearing sex


I might wait until I get home from work. :laugh:

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What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?...a clit round the ear and a flap across the face... refred
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