Who would you like to swap your wife with?

Personally, i'd happily give my wife away in exchange for a 16" meat special with extra peppers from Pizza Hart, and a twenty four pack of
Grolsch!!

What a horrible bloke Freddie Starr is.

Did not know Sam Fox was a line licker like.

Oh aye, shes been drinking at the furry cup for years now.

What a waste of talent.

Sam Fox 9is a carpet muncher?

Her partner look like a cross between Myra Hindley and Alice Cooper and she's called?...........


Myra

Mind I'd rather fight Freddie Starr.

Freddie Starr.


Whats the point?

I've had Sam Fox like.

The point about Freddie Starr is, when, after over imbibing, and you know the missus is going to cream you for moistening the bathroom carpet, you imagine his stupid Blackpool poster face in the bottom of the bowl, and strangely, you never miss....

What type of mong puts carpet down in the bog?

A female one.

Which surely then forfeits their right to moan if it gets a bit damp after ale.

with freddie starr having previous for hamster abuse,
i was greatly dissappointed that he did not put in a performance on sam fox,s pussy
oh well never expect much from a mickey mouse

I hear Roland Rat's making a comeback

It doesn't work like that. C'mon you're married now.

They sit down and moan about everything they can spot in a downward direction because they refuse to read on the toilet or take a tinnie in there with them. You stand up and piss everywhere, hoping you can empty yourself for another two tins while still rocking to the riddim of da beat downstairs..Can you really piss straight to the chorus of 'You Can Go Your Own Way.....?'

Apparently piss on the carpet is bad but talc is ok, even though it's amorphous clay and will never ever come out of the carpet although piss will.

The best line I ever heard on the subject was by Jo Brand (you know that woman who keeps saying, "Have you seen how fat I am", similar to Lenny Henry who keeps saying "Ey, have you noticed I'm black").

Anyway she says that her other half came home from the Doctors and said that he'd been asked for a urine sample but he couldn't manage to produce one, so she says, "Why don't you go and wring out that little mat around the base of the toilet".