......how come other clubs haven't been beating a path to his door to bring his miraculous powers to the rescue of their clubs
On the radio tonight, one geordie fundamentalist described the scenes last night as of biblical proportions ....did he come down on a shaft of celestial sunlight with angels blowing an heavenly fanfare...?
Another referred to Keegans golden era.................. I must have missed that.

Playing Devils advocate...Keegan would say the only club he'd have considered going to was the skunks, and his golden era was taking Newcastle from second bottom of the old second division to genuine Premiership contenders, playing the most attacking football in decades.
He'll be a floppety flop this time though.