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 Post subject: applying for new jobs.......a better chance
PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:19 pm 
if you are one of these :-

Applications from women, minority ethnic groups and the lesbian and gay community are particularly welcomed.

How can they tell if you are GAYor not.


so straight white guys got no chance then banghead banghead banghead


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 Post subject: Re: applying for new jobs.......a better chance
PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:23 pm 
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you have to be one from those categories to be a mascot so which one are you from then?

remember i have seen you walking :laugh: :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: applying for new jobs.......a better chance
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:54 am 
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So if you're a white straight bloke you can welcome to the board then? Who is advertising this? its illegal.


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 Post subject: Re: applying for new jobs.......a better chance
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:57 am 
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Mr I wrote:
So if you're a white straight bloke you can welcome to the site. then? Who is advertising this? its illegal.


Several jobs I've applied for have this at the bottom of applications, particularly public sector jobs.

So much for best person for the job. Effing Labour Government. banghead banghead

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 Post subject: Re: applying for new jobs.......a better chance
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What about the disabled ?

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 Post subject: Re: applying for new jobs.......a better chance
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:22 am 
It doesn't rule anyone out....just an attempt to include people who've previously been discriminated against. I hope so anyway.


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 Post subject: Re: applying for new jobs.......a better chance
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Speechless, huh?


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 Post subject: Re: applying for new jobs.......a better chance
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:26 am 
Eagle-eye :laugh:

I didn't mean I was speechless.......ADG's post first appeared with nothing in it. Uncharacteristically, like


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 Post subject: Re: applying for new jobs.......a better chance
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If I had a business which was staffed by homosexual Asians, niggers and other ethnics, I wonder what the reaction would be if I advertised "Caucasian heterosexuals are positively encouraged to apply"


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 Post subject: Re: applying for new jobs.......a better chance
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the blokes who want the job just need to go to the interview in their best stockings and suspenders, high heels and mini skirt and bingo - the job's theirs. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
They could just pretend and mince about at the interview, and once they got the job, could "renege" on their assumed sexuality. How could they be sacked afterwards?

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 Post subject: Re: applying for new jobs.......a better chance
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ADG wrote:
H99 wrote:

Applications from the lesbian and gay community are particularly welcomed.




Tax Paying Poolie wrote:

Several jobs I've applied for have this at the bottom of applications, particularly public sector jobs.

So much for best person for the job. Effing Labour Government. banghead banghead



Surely this meant you had a greater chance of success. Surely? rolfl


Why? I haven't been a lesbian in years!

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