get yourselves down the Mill House centre about now, and cherry pick the best of the talented players on show there, before they get snapped up by Arsenal or someone.

You've chosen your words carefully there Parmo.....you could have said get down to the Millhouse and look out for the talent

Arsenal & District one legged blind school third elevens scout may cast a glance and then piss himself laughing at the fat sweaty fast approaching middle aged types and hotfoot it back to cockernee land

Theres hope yet i heard Barry Chuckle is going along next week on a secret spying mission im sure he will pick one of yous up, if not on a trial possibly someone off the floor whos passed out

Are any of us tall enough to deal with them diagnal balls?

TTP is quite Tall.