I know I've gone on about this for a few years now but I note there's another one in court today with a string of murders to his name. This is the bloke they called the 'Ipswich Ripper'.

I know the fat bastards have always sat in their roadside cafe/portacabins comparing their murders and recommending body disposal methods but what is it about them? Is it part of the LGV driving test?

Perhaps they get a sense of being outside of society.......always rushing up and down motorways at dead of night, passing towns and cities where no-one knows they exist......and get to think of themselves as untrackdownable. Interesting question, what you would get up to if you thought you couldn't be detected.

Have met some smashing truck drivers, tho, in me hitching days...including one who insisted in coming off the motorway to drop my mate and me off in Hartlepool, on his way up to Scotland

Only because he had to dump a body off near Steetley.

Maybe

I quite fancy being a lorry driver. Was going to go in the TA as a driver. Just because I love driving.

Glad its not just me thats noticed it.

What's a fucken truck?

Not yet Mr Offshore. Are there any jobs going on your rig for admin staff?

Laurie Muscat of the old punk band the adverts was known as Laurie Driver. Maybe he was Gary Gilmore in disguise??