Sorry for the disruption folks

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22649

The hosting company had a server failure apparently. On the bright side, Dibble had to do some work.

Hands up if you had withdrawal symptons!

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22649

Incidentally, Ian (Gremmlin) was convinced it was the ghost of Gertie punishing me. rolfl

It couldn't have been otherwise I would have felt a sharp pain and a thwacking noise.

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

good old gertrude teach him a lesson clappp

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

guilty

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:40 pm

chip fireball wrote:

hands up, who went on rivals during the crash ?

I did.....and spotted Mr Superwatty's attempt to recruit you to his clique :wink:

aido87 · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:48 pm

chip fireball wrote:

yes i saw that. fair play to the bloke, i have always thought he knew what he was talking about most of the time, and have said as much.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:53 pm

chip fireball wrote:

his actual words were :

Chip Fireball is the only knowledgable fooker amongst them , probably because he has played the game. You can always tell people who have played the game BUT YOU CAN'T TELL THEM MUCH

and these are very true and wise words from one of the most respected elder statesmen of the forums.

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:54 pm

chip fireball wrote:

his actual words were :

Chip Fireball is the only knowledgable fooker amongst them , probably because he has played the game. You can always tell people who have played the game............

and these are very true and wise words from one of the most respected elder statesmen of the forums.

So....you're going then? :evil:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:55 pm

grabec wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

his actual words were :

Chip Fireball is the only knowledgable fooker amongst them , probably because he has played the game. You can always tell people who have played the game............

and these are very true and wise words from one of the most respected elder statesmen of the forums.

So....you're going then? :evil:

Going?

Surely it's just more evidence that Mr Fireball is in fact Superwatty. :wink:

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:56 pm

chip fireball wrote:

his actual words were :

Chip Fireball is the only knowledgable fooker amongst them , probably because he has played the game. You can always tell people who have played the game............

and these are very true and wise words from one of the most respected elder statesmen of the forums.

sorry chip but he asked me first, when i reffused he "ok mate, i will try chip,"...

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:57 pm

chip fireball wrote:

i have always thought he knew what he was talking about most of the time

He wasn't very complimentary about Mr PK! :shock:

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:58 pm

not nice people, cuntzt, not nice people,an cnudts an cnutzs..yez are aaaalll cnutts.. :roll:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:58 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

c***, c***, c***,an cnudts an cnutzs..yez are aaaalll cnutts.. :roll:

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:03 pm

chip fireball wrote:

we will get our reward in heaven.

Not too soon, one hopes :laugh:

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:05 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

He wasn't very complimentary about Mr PK! :shock:

Yes, there's something about Kev that seems to get his back up

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:06 pm

grabec wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

He wasn't very complimentary about Mr PK! :shock:

Yes, there's something about Kev that seems to get his back up

Maybe he fancies him?

Maybe PK has "had" him and Mr Watty enjoyed it?

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:07 pm

chip fireball wrote:

im only 27. :evil:

And I'm about to sit my GCSEs.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:09 pm

Night school?

School on a night?

When the pub's open?

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:10 pm

good to see service ressumed to normal, and all the children playin nicely together again!!!!!!

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:12 pm

what did i do!!!!!!!!

win the prediction league again?

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:13 pm

Mister Ed wrote:

what did i do!!!!!!!!

win the prediction league again?

No, you took a shite outside his house when pulling the rag and bone man's cart.

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:16 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

Mister Ed wrote:

what did i do!!!!!!!!

win the prediction league again?

No, you took a shite outside his house when pulling the rag and bone man's Tart.

and very nice she was to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:13 am

Mr Ripper wrote:

grabec wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

He wasn't very complimentary about Mr PK! :shock:

Yes, there's something about Kev that seems to get his back up

Maybe he fancies him?

Maybe PK has "had" him and Mr Watty enjoyed it?

He called our lass 'slant-eyes' and I bagged him for racism. He had to make a public apology to the entire Chinese race. He's a stupid, senile old man who considers himself way more clever than he actually is. :roll:

norgepoolie · **Posted:** Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:06 pm

Maybe he fancies him?

Maybe PK has "had" him and Mr Watty enjoyed it?[/quote]

He called our lass 'slant-eyes' and I bagged him for racism. He had to make a public apology to the entire Chinese race. He's a stupid, senile old man who considers himself way more clever than he actually is. :roll:

[/quote]

This is another one of his pedantic "show me where I said sack Martin Scott" arguments. He will go on about this for weeks.

He says he called her "our rass" as you did. Even if he did say this and not slant eyes, he obviously fails to see the difference between you saying it, making affectionate fun of her accent, and him saying it not knowing her. I'm not sure if it's racist but it's certainly inappropriate. The man is a smug, self-satisfied bore. What's the betting he asks me to show him where he's been smug? :roll:

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

KEV in the light of the last post can i please appologise for refering your rass as your rass

thanks Pate :sweeeet:

norgepoolie · **Posted:** Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:16 pm

Of course those who know PoolieKev are excused...... I think....... I'm getting confused.... :uhoh:

It's all in the context

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:12 pm

Pooliekev confuses himself so we've got no chance :laugh:

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:53 am

norgepoolie wrote:

This is another one of his pedantic "show me where I said sack Martin Scott" arguments. He will go on about this for weeks.

He says he called her "our rass" as you did. Even if he did say this and not slant eyes, he obviously fails to see the difference between you saying it, making affectionate fun of her accent, and him saying it not knowing her. I'm not sure if it's racist but it's certainly inappropriate. The man is a smug, self-satisfied bore. What's the betting he asks me to show him where he's been smug? :roll:

No, no, I read it with my own unslanty eyes and 'slant eyes' it certainly was. When I pulled him, he said I call her 'our rass' which I do, but that doesn't make it open season on the Chinese, certainly not on my Little Pearl Of The Orient anyway.

As you say, if he crawls any further up his own crashingly boring self important arse he'll be inside out.
:roll:

Yossarian · **Joined:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:29 pm **Posts:** 801

he said we were all healed up fannies too.......whats a healed up fanny?!

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:17 am

only super-intelligent people understand what it means. That's everyone on here goosed then.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:32 pm

He's done everything you know....and I mean everything!!!! :shock:

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:17 pm

Yossarian wrote:

he said we were all healed up fannies too.......whats a healed up fanny?!

Useless

grabec · **Posted:** Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:49 pm

Sorry, I know Mr SuperWatty is best ignored, but I just thought this bit, from his thread headed 'For bunker members' so funny.

MadJohn: Watty, you know fine well where Kev lives and the nationality of the lady he is married to........

SW: What's this argument got to do with you, keep your nose out, are you called Kev?........you boring phuqwitted anorak.

MJ: But the title says, 'Oi, You! bunker members'

(short interlude in which watty is uncharacteristiacally reduced to silence)

SW; Thank you for your input, MadJohn............

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:25 pm

Poolsloyal is he the mysterious exec admin? :laugh:

norgepoolie · **Posted:** Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:11 pm

Heh! I've been mentioned by the legend!

"Daft Fooker" he called me. I'm honoured.

Just checked the Darlo board, guess who's name is on the most threads on the 1st page? Not a Darlo fan strangely enough.

Man needs a life. Anyone having trouble sleeping should read his thread on Horwood on the Darlo board.

grabec · **Posted:** Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:53 pm

grabec wrote:

Sorry, I know Mr SuperWatty is best ignored, but I just thought this bit, from his thread headed 'For bunker members' so funny.

MadJohn: Watty, you know fine well where Kev lives and the nationality of the lady he is married to........

SW: What's this argument got to do with you, keep your nose out, are you called Kev?........you boring phuqwitted anorak.

MJ: But the title says, 'Oi, You! bunker members'

(short interlude in which watty is uncharacteristiacally reduced to silence)

SW; Thank you for your input, MadJohn............

Sorry, comrades, it seems I got it wrong.
I proffer my resignation

norgepoolie · **Posted:** Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:54 pm

So did I.

Mind you his name is on more threads than M&S

grabec · **Posted:** Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:57 pm

norgepoolie wrote:

So did I.

Mind you his name is on more threads than M&S

Well, I have an excuse. I got all excited because he said he wasn't going to get into dialogue with bunkerites, and then he did

norgepoolie · **Posted:** Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:02 pm

grabec wrote:

norgepoolie wrote:

So did I.

Mind you his name is on more threads than M&S

Well, I have an excuse. I got all excited because he said he wasn't going to get into dialogue with bunkerites, and then he did

I have none.

i'm a daft damned bounder.... apparently.... Good job he put the t on the end with his track record!

grabec · **Posted:** Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:03 pm

norgepoolie wrote:

grabec wrote:

norgepoolie wrote:

So did I.

Mind you his name is on more threads than M&S

Well, I have an excuse. I got all excited because he said he wasn't going to get into dialogue with bunkerites, and then he did

I have none.

i'm a daft damned bounder.... apparently.... Good job he put the t on the end with his track record!

Yossarian · **Joined:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:29 pm **Posts:** 801

His argument seems to be "i didn't call pk's wife slantey-eyed i just said she was from slantey-eye land which is fine"
So its fine to say someones from paki-land or nig-nog land then?
:roll:

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:47 am

In his very small and outdated head yes it would seem it is. At this stage I would like to express our appreciation to all the Bunkerites who have raised the gauntlet in defence of my little Lotus Blossom and her racial origins and she sends a very special greeting to you all.

She also has a message for Watty:

'Flock off Watty.' :evil:

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

THREE CHEERS FOR OUR RASS HIP HIP HOWRAY :laugh:

blueman · **Joined:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:35 pm **Posts:** 13

so can i take it mr watty has got to u lot then rolfl

but joke aside it seems we can go on rivals boards and say wot we want abuse them exc but when they defend themselves they idiots ?
mmmmmmmmmm double standards or wot
think bout this post and think bout our post on other boards then reply with honest truth

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

I think you should all leave him alone, its like 'hutchybaiting' on the darlo board. The mans vulnerable and liable to bouts of hysterical hutchyesque or Stiv like ramblings when posed with a difference of opinion.

Please, leave the poor thing alone

therethere

norgepoolie · **Posted:** Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:33 pm

Dugoutpaddy wrote:

I think you should all leave him alone, its like 'hutchybaiting' on the darlo board. The mans vulnerable and liable to bouts of hysterical hutchyesque or Stiv like ramblings when posed with a difference of opinion.

Please, leave the poor thing alone

therethere

You may be right there Paddy, I never thought about it like that. No more from me.

grabec · **Posted:** Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:39 pm

blueman wrote:

so can i take it mr watty has got to u lot then rolfl

but joke aside it seems we can go on rivals boards and say wot we want abuse them exc but when they defend themselves they idiots ?
mmmmmmmmmm double standards or wot
think bout this post and think bout our post on other boards then reply with honest truth

I take your point about double standards....but very few people from the bunker do go on to Rivals site and post abuse.
So it's a little unfair that all bunkerites should be tarred with the same brush.
The issue of certain references to Mrs Kev, though important, aren't what sparked off the current controversy. That started I think when MadJohn posted a totally neutral post which was attacked for no reason at all by Superwatty and his friends. Then, when other people tried to introduce a bit of reason, like Mr Linighan, he was abused as well.

Hopefully it's all over now and we can draw a line under it.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:58 pm

blueman wrote:

so can i take it mr watty has got to u lot then rolfl

but joke aside it seems we can go on rivals boards and say wot we want abuse them exc but when they defend themselves they idiots ?
mmmmmmmmmm double standards or wot
think bout this post and think bout our post on other boards then reply with honest truth

What I really struggle to understand is why some people have a bee in their bonnet about The Bunker and why they continually feel the need to generalise all posters from this board as being cliquey and inferior to those who post elsewhere. It's silly, which is why I can't be bothered getting involved in petty arguments with people who away from their keyboard (and associated chip on the shoulder) are probably mostly sound folk who support Pools and maybe even stand next to me on the terrace.

If somebody can sensibly explain the "we're better than you mentality" which unfortunately exists (albeit on both sides at times) then I'm all ears.

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

Mr Ripper!

A QS with a sensitive side... bbolt

Sorry for the disruption folks

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