I see someone got shot in Mackets Lane, Halewood which is just round the corner from where me strimmer got nicked.

My theory is that it's the same scouser who nicked me strimmer that shot the gadgie in the Range Rover. Pinching strimmers is obviously a gateway crime, one minute you're nicking a strimmer the next you're tooled up and pointing a Smith and Wesson up Mackets Lane like you're on a stall at the shows.

I blame it on the parents meself like.

Oooooh, and to think I drove through Halewood yesterday admiring all those Jags and Range Rovers.

I'd keep me head down around there if I was you.