Nasty barsteward

That show has to be the biggest load of shite on TV.

I'd love to go on.

"Noel, this is all bollocks, this isn't a 'dream factory' it ’s a TV studio in Bristol. Tactics? I don't know what is in what box as it's a game of total chance and common sense now can we get a move on I want to see how much I win"

I especially hate it when they all dress up like twats, Noel Edmonds doesn't need to dress as the fooking Easter Bunny to look like a twat.

Redcar looks like Iraq so he should be at home there

The format of the show is alright, typical gameshow, pick a box, win or lose, job done.

What annoys me is that every single person on the show is a big stupid fucking loser.

They go on with tactics and strategies, they kiss people who pick them a good amount of money out of a box, he didnt fucking put it there, he just opened it.

I cringe at the daft twats on there, our lass loves it, i might sack her off.

Erm, does your 'lass' have big hands?

[quote="MutleyRules"][color=#000080]I JUST knew you'd find that funny!!!!

So what's happening Flight wise???? sctatchinghed

I'm like you, I love it when they lose, greedy bastids

Flightwise, well after spending all day in London yesterday waiting for the flight to be officially cancelled came home last night and have now re-booked for 4th July same place.
Good thing was when we re-booked this morning it is £400 cheaper than original price so we're (i'm ) quids in.
Say foook all to her

The only blow on Roseberry Topping in July will be a big fat joint

drives me nuts, I hate the way they are so patronising to each other/patting each other on the back when deep down they all want each other to fail

Christ, missed out on 36k, daft flamer could of been top loan shark in Redcar with that sort of money.

I wish Noel Edmonds was still doing saturday swap shop instead of this crap

Ive got a hornby train set I want to swap for a scalextric

Turners got a fullback, 2 midfielders, and 3 forwards he'd like to swop for a tactics handbook.

nah, he must have found his tactics book.......we've won the last 4 out of 5

I hate all that tactics bollocks as people said its a game of chance, the "only" tactic that is in teh show is swopping you box at the end. Anyone who doesnt do this has no idea of how probability works as you should always swop your box to gain the added percentage of gaining the "higher" value.

Granted but its still the correct thing to do.

As the one you chose had a one in 32 (or how many boxes they are) chance of getting the highest possible prize originally, so there is a 31 in 32 chance that the prize (largest amount of money) is in one of the other boxes.

As you have seen all the other boxes opened you get the other percentages from this and therefore increasing your odds to 31 in 32 of it being in the other unopened contestant box and not yours, inreasing your chances of winning if you switch.

Try explaining that to Mr. Pissed off from Redcar.

Or you could argue that what you've said is complete bolox as there are now just two boxes left so you have a 50/50 chance of the one that you've got being the larger amount, as the other remaining box also had a one in 32 chance of being of a higher value at the outset.

What utter twaddle. There's a 31 in 32 chance of 1 of them being the smallest amount of money as well

oh crap yeah, what I said only works if you only know there is a prize in one of the boxes, sorry I was thinking of the Montie Hall (or however you spell it) theory I learnt in college. However that was a long time ago as it probably shows

me too muttley, in fact i always sing 'going home with a penny, yer going home with a peeeeeenny!'

mrs S says I'm mean, but its the best bit for me when they lose.


If the 250,000 is still there I would go for it, I hate the ones that play it safe and deal early on, whats the point?!

Well, it does sound as if she might have a point.

When I've had a bad day at work, I go home, switch on Deal or No Deal and hope to see some greedy bastard tell their sob story, get offered a shed load and turn it down, only to eventually win 10% of their highest offer and start to sob, claiming "At least I played the game".

It cheers me up no end. Dirty, scrounging bastards.

Am I the only one on here, who on the odd occasion I watch DOND, am quite pleased for someone winning what amounts to a small fortune, and getting one over on the 'Banker'?

I am still waiting for the first person to deal on the first offer