... would, according to the adverts, wake up on Boxing Day morning and say..."Hey, let's go and buy a three piece suite" I can just hear the conversation ...." Nah, didn't go to the match, we went and queued up and bought a simply divine white leather suite in the sales, come round and try it out some time, I've got some pics of it on the phone, you've gotta see them etc,etc,etc."
As these big suite places only seem to be open on Boxing Day, New Years Day and Easter (according to the adverts) how do they make a living and where the f*** do they find all these people from with such sad lives?

sad you call that sad
i went in asda last night twelve o clock to do some shopping that i would normally do this morning to save time today

doors open one minute after twelve and 500 in the store by ten past
how do i know well i asked the greeter she is a friend of mine
elf and safety pin the numbers at 500 for such events
450 of them went straight back out when they found there was no booze to be bought till 8 am