They are though aren't they?

I dreamt last night that myself, Groovy Crimes, ADG and Mr Ed were all going to mr Ed's second/holiday home for the weekend. When we got there we discivered that Mr Ed keeps a tiger and a black panther as pets, and his house was a mansion with loads of secret tunnels and rooms.
Anyway, the panther started attacking me and I had to try to escape it but couldn't find my way out because of all the secret tunnels and ended up getting lost!!
It was very strange and I thought I was going to die!

Anyone care to try to make sense of it?

You were dreaming

funny

i was going to ask u if u fancied, a weekend away with us!

Erm, I might give that one a miss. I don't fancy being attacked thank you very much!!

No I didn't. I was being attacked. Bitten and clawed at by the bloody thing!!

tiger by name tiger by nature

This is clearly one of those dreams brought on by insufficient rest from bunkering

The 'holiday home' setting follows Poolie Kev's invitation to you to go to Thailand with him and his wife (of course, no sooner would you have got there than Mrs Kev would have been mysteriously got rid of, and you would be trapped. This is the black panther factor, which you wisely foresaw.)

As for the other bits....hmmmmm . Could it be that Miss Tigga is being courted by three dashing young men, and that she is wondering which to choose? Part two might follow to-night, and all will be revealed....


Next......??

after her encounter with me she is bewildered

Yes...that's the non-Freudian explanation

Hmm. Watch this sapce!

Here's the man to explain your dreams

But I'm warning you it's probably something sexual

Who's he Hawklord?

Sigmund Freud - his theories are still taught today and despite going out of fashion for a while he is now enjoying a renaissance, in social work circles at least.

It's a great theory. Terrific, but it's not right.

'Cos we aren't going to Thailand.

And the Tig has been where we are going before.

And our rass sticks closer than athletes foot. Bless her.

Of course it's not right. . It might still explain the dream. Dreams have their own logic



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Do you want some Araldite for that straw then??

I once dreamt that i was eating a giant marshmallow when i woke up my pillow had gone.

I once fell asleep during a match, dreamt I was eating a marshmallow and when I woke up, Dibble had gone.

I was sick later, like......

YOU WERE SICK
probably something this tv chef/mp cooked up

As you have rightly guessed, araldite is what holds my brain together. So, yes, another tube would come in very handy

Obviously you are suffering from Negretti and Zambra syndrome ... this corresponds to the observstions made in 1976 which found that such dreams, as indicated on the relevant KENT INDEX, show that inter dependancy in such dreams is in inverse proprtion to the need to identify the basic hidden agenda in your subconsious to the needs of your beta personality function when it's constaiined by social demands for conformist behaviour. You appear to have a Diomede response to the situation and your dreams are now finding a middle road between desires and practical functionality in this context resulting in confused signals to your subconcious thoughts....or summat like that!

Funny i dreamt i was being fed grapes on an exotic beach by anne darwin ..

you have met him then it is an early pic but good spot

Which interestingly indicates your subconcious desire to share 'intimate experiences' with her while she puts something purple and round in your mouth...... sounds dodgy to me

why would he wasnt a SMURF in his mouth?

Kev, and another tube for my friend, here, please

Mon plaisir ma petit chou.....

Oo