A Mutley's Work Is Never Done!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 4:17 am

Our lass right....she is forever whinging at me....'The Bunker This, The Bunker That'!!!! :roll:

You see....what I like to do when I come in from work....or before I go to work....or in the middle of the night when I should be sharing a bed with her is....Read The Bunker and post some shite!!!! :sweeeet:

But today the tables were turned!!!! :shock:

I came home from work....(our lass has been home from work about an hour....(we aren't scroungers like!!!! :laugh:

)....little bit of small talk in the Kitchen....(the only place I can smoke now....on the Step....one foot out and the other foot out....ok....the Yard!!!!) :evil:

Anyway....we decide to have a little bit of a Sunday Dinner....on a Friday as Catholics do!!!! :sweeeet:

Our lass has already sorted the Carrots, Sprouts (Mmmmmmm) and the Cabbage out....but now I'm back from work I have to do the 'Man' jobs....sort the Turnip....(BTW....Be ready for a Thread about Turnip/Swede!!!! :evil:

)....and the Taties....'I can't cut them'!!!!(in a girly voice)!!!! :roll:

....(I wish she used a Girly voice every other night when she boots me allover)!!!! :roll:

So I sort the Turnip and Potatoes out and then think....'Right I need my fix....Bunker here I come'!!!! :sweeeet:

Walk in the backroom....there she is on the Computer!!!! :shock:

She knows as much about Computers as I know about 'Rhianna'!!!!

Mutley - 'What you doing'????

MizzMutley - 'I'm on The Bunker'!!!!

Mutley - 'Eh....The Bunker'????

MizzMutley - 'Yeah'!!!!

Mutley feeling like the Poles did in 1939 - 'That's mine....get off'!!!!

MizzMutley - 'No....you're all fecking Radged youse'....but funny....BTW....the Freezer needs defrosting'!!!!

:shock:

So what did BIG Mr.Mutley do....

Yep....I left her to it and defrosted the fecking Freezer....and whilst doing that I sorted the FULL fecking Sunday/Friday Dinner out!!!! :evil:

But if I may say so myself....it was cushty!!!! :sweeeet:

The Dinner....not the defrosting of the Freezer!!!! :roll:

But I was quite chuffed with that aswell!!!! :sweeeet:

So after Coronation Street I....I say I go to the Bank to get some Money to get some drink....She started on the bairn....on the Dog....(she wouldn't start on me cos she knows what she'd get....(I usually get the Hoover out to deafen the blows she gives me so the neighbours don't call the Muskers and/or Social Services....Social Services....you know....them that are always on the sick with an average salary of 30/35K!!!!) :evil:

I'm waffaling now....so to cut a long story short I'll pass you over to Mick Gray!!!! confised

Anyway....I got up this morning....about 7.03am....no I tell a lie....it was 7.03am46secs....I stretched and then put one foot out of the bed....after a bit of pain....8 minutes....I put the other foot out!!!! violin

Sorry....I'm digressing....(whatever that means....when it's spelt right)!!!! :uhoh:

So I thought it must be my turn now....I'd sorted the pots out....washed and put away....I tell a lie....I only washed them....they are still there on the draining board!!!! :shock:

I'll have to sort them out before I go to bed or she'll....'Have My Guts For Garters'....MMmmmm....'Guts For Garters'....another 70's type saying from your Mam just like....'Bike....I'll give you Bike'!!!! confised

So it was 9pm....and I hadn't stopped since 5.20am Friday Morning!!!! :shock:

So I made her watch 'Have I gGot News For You' and 'QI'!!!! :sweeeet:

Yes I know HIGNFY finishes at 9.30pm and QI doesn't start till 10pm....but who do you think mops the kithcen and hoovers the front roon!?!? :roll:

It's not that divvy Bloke from 'Brush Strokes' you know with a bottle of Jif!!!! :roll:

No....It's me....'Rarfy Mutley Who's Work Is Never Done'!!!!

Anyway....I better go....she's calling me....in her fecking sleep....again!!!! :evil:

I'll finish this TRUE story tomorrow....when my bruises have healed....I can't believe I've posted this much and I've JUST got bored!!!! :shock:

PS....Part 2 Tomorrow....but by then it'll be about part 7....Pools and The Studio!!!! :shock:

....If I'm allowed!!!! :uhoh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 4:37 am

PS....after just reading through all that shite you are probably thinking to yourself....'A full Cooked Dinner with no Meat'!!!! :shock:

It was 'Silverside'....but I forgot to mention I had to sort that out aswell!!!! confised

PPS....I've never seen a silver cow me like!!!! confised

PPPS....'LEAVE ME ALONE....I NEED TO CATCH UP ON THE BUNKER'....I'm a page and a half behind!!!! :shock:

That's why you'll get part 2 tomorrow....if I can be arsed!!!! confised

But....and I must admit....it got funny and surreal!!!! :shock:

PPPPS....I need to do my Predictions aswell!!!! :sweeeet:

PPPPPS....It is now now....3.33am....I went to bed last night/morning at 5.20am and was up at 7.15am for work....so that's MY excuse....what's YOURS for posting Shite!?!? :laugh:

PPPPPPS....Doesn't Mr.Salty drink in ekcxe....exkes....exshes....loads now????

I miss someone to talk shite to on the same wavelenght....wave....feck it....I miss talking to another PissHead!!!! sadx

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 6:22 am

Ah, the boy is back on form........ :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 6:24 am

Pooliekev wrote:

Ah, the boy is back on form........ :laugh:

Just wait till parts 2,3, and 4....and the rest!!!! :shock:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 6:29 am

PPPPPPPPPPS....I still haven't done my predictions!!!! confised

And I'm lost on the Board....I usually know where I've been....but our lass has been reading the board when I was doing Chores....so I hav'e got a clue where I am....and Drink doesn't help!!!! confised

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 6:31 am

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSS....

I need to get to bed Half an Hour before I go to sleep just incase I sleep-in....there's roads to lick clean in t' morni....aawwww feck it....do it yourself you Yorkshire bag of Dingle...I'm fcking off!!!! confised

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37067

Looks like your lass has got what our lass has had for years....'What yer doing Syndrome'......also known as 'So that's what yer up to Syndorme' ..... there's no cure, it comes from nowhere and it's degenerative..... :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 7:25 am

I still haven't done my prediction scores....I'll do them tomorrow!!!! :roll:

Night Night!!!! :sweeeet:

:grin:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 7:26 am

Have a goodun' Mr.Snowy!!!! :sweeeet:

I'm off to bed now!!!! :laugh:

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 7:27 am

Whats all this noise down here? i was asleep till i heard the hoover going!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37067

Night, night sleep tight........ and you will! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. :laugh:

AH WELL, OFF TO WORK. :roll:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 7:32 am

PS....And I guarantee our lass will say....

'You're Cold'!!!!! :shock:

MMmmmmm....try sitting down stairs for 72 hours in Nylons....you'd be Cold aswell....me Little Highland Toffee!!!! :razz:

For the last time....Good Night....(06.31am)!!!! yawn1

I bet the SAS and the Paras don't stay up this late!!!! :sweeeet:

Then again they might do....I've heard they always have a Kip after 'Home & Away'!!!! :shock:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37067

GET TO F*****G BED...NOW!! ....or you're grounded young man.HAVE YOU SEEN THE TIME...?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22635

Why is it that when a woman asks you what your doing it doesn't matter what your answers is, she's got a better suggestion.

Mutley's back! clappp

Now how did that old Bunker saying go?..........................................

It's Friday night, and Mutley talks shite on a Friday night. (I know it was usually a Saturday but that would have been just wrong)

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

just read part one
our lass says what are you laughing at

she has a read
and asks
sounds like our house that rolfl

mutley you deserve a golden dibble for that

A Mutley's Work Is Never Done!!!!

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