Puzzle.......

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:24 pm

.....for those bored at work. Think of a sentence in which the word 'and' appears 5 times The sentence must make ordinary, everyday sense

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

welcome, and i must say again and again what each and everyone and all those that dont and those that do have to hand to them

i must be bloody mad! banghead

ChunkyMonkey · **Joined:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:59 pm **Posts:** 569

A sign writer saying to his apprentice, when writing out a new sign for the pub, the Pig and Whistle,

" Make sure you leave a space between PIG and "AND" and "AND" and WHISLTE."

Ayethankyou! :sweeeet:

P.S. - Gremmlin - Consecutively means after one another. :wink:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:07 pm

ChunkyMonkey wrote:

A sign writer saying to his apprentice, when writing out a new sign for the pub, the Pig and Whistle,

" Make sure you leave a space between PIG and "AND" and "AND" and WHISLTE."

Ayethankyou! :sweeeet:

P.S. - Gremmlin - Consecutively means after one another. :wink:

But the poor sod then spelt WHISTLE wrong?

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:07 pm

[quote="ChunkyMonkey"]A sign writer saying to his apprentice, when writing out a new sign for the pub, the Pig and Whistle,

" Make sure you leave a space between PIG and "AND" and "AND" and WHISLTE."

Yes. But you can't have the prize because you've obviously heard it before :evil:

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

ok

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:33 pm

No, not quite, ADG. I think I'll have to give the prize to gremmlin for not mis spelling 'whistle'.
On the other hand, gremmlin hasn't a member and is therefore probably disqualified.
So......ADG has won

So far

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:49 pm

MadJohn wrote:

Teacher: "Write down an example of a sentence the past perfect tense".
Katy's answer: "I went out after I had my tea."
Tommy's answer: "I went out after I had had my tea."

Tommy, where Katy had "had", had "had had"; "had had" had been the answer that the teacher was looking for. :sweeeet:

Aw shite, wrong puzzle :uhoh:

Much superior, tho!

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:00 pm

I think you've been had.

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:13 pm

Wasn't me!!!!! :shock:

tom-pie · **Posted:** Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:29 pm

in the culture of "espakulum" you must say every word 5 times in a row or be forced to lick the mud from your masters shoe.

so chris said to paul are are are are are you you you you you and and and and and pip pip pip pip pip going going going going going to to to to to bolton bolton bolton bolton bolton

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