That bird off GMTV

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

The blonde whingy one, Fiona Philips twisted her face in her usual sanctimonious way this morning about Christmas and its commercialism
" Christmas is not just about giving presents" she whined " Its much more than that isn't it, its about...snow"
:laugh:

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

dogs with distemper should be put down :evil:

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:12 pm

Pissing in the snow loved doing that when i was a bairn making a smiley face.

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:26 pm

I once got a bollocking 'cos my signature in the snow was in the lass next doors handwriting.... :roll:

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:50 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

I once got a bollocking 'cos my signature in the snow was in the lass next doors handwriting.... :roll:

Jimmy Tarbuck as I live and breath!

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:55 pm

Jimmy probably stole it from the same place as me.

Round The Horne..... :wink:

aido87 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:18 pm

can i piss on fiona phillips and then leave her lying in the snow ? please.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:21 pm

aido87 wrote:

can i piss on fiona phillips and then leave her lying in the snow ? please.

You will get 18 months for that, reduced to 8 on appeal

aido87 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:24 pm

whoops, just realised what i'd typed. no offence was intended by that remark and i was in no way referring to recent events that may have taken place locally

i just hate fiona phillips.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:27 pm

who is Fiona Phillips?

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:51 pm

parmopooly wrote:

who is Fiona Phillips?

mr Phillips daughter. :roll:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22635

Dare I defend the woman.........................................

About 8 years ago I was in the Canary Islands and we went to a zoo with Mk1 Child. We wandered round and there was a falconry display in a amphitheatre. After a few minutes her and her husband Martin if I remember rightly (also works for GMTV) sat down next to us and we got talking; I found her to be a very personable lass, there was no pretentiousness whatsoever.

We spent about two hours together including a quick lunch amidst three screaming kids and she's not daft despite her persona but she is quite self efacing. All in all a woman who was perfectly sociable and good company.

LeicesterPoolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:48 pm **Posts:** 1278

The royal family, Fiona Phillips, the circles the great man moves in. clappp

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22635

I can do better than that..............

LeicesterPoolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:48 pm **Posts:** 1278

not Ant & Dec :roll:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22635

No, definitely not.

LeicesterPoolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:48 pm **Posts:** 1278

thank fook for that :grin:

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:57 pm

so when did you come back from the moon then Mr I rolfl

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22635

townendtimmy wrote:

so when did you come back from the moon then Mr I rolfl

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22635

Oh I see, you think I'm spinning a yarn. Well lets see shall we.

Buckingham Palace with the Leeds fan - he's the one on the right.

whitelight.whiteheat · **Posted:** Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:58 pm

And he carries himself with all the aplomb you would expect of man of his standing - you the man from Havannah then Mr I :sweeeet:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22635

Indeed. Dave Brown is the Leeds fan, ex 2 Para and has a very impressive military CV.

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:02 am

Fiona Phillips seems OK to me

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:51 am

I note that the esteemed Mr I has left out his pictures of Right Said Fred, which given the origins of the Bunker is a tad remiss!! :grin:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:37 am

GroovyCrimes wrote:

Fiona Phillips seems OK to me

Now there's a mental image for Monday morning while I'm getting an extra half hour in bed watching GMTV and the wife has gone to work...

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:34 am

Yewww..

aphemia · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 11:02 am **Posts:** 73

Mr I wrote:

Oh I see, you think I'm spinning a yarn. Well lets see shall we.

whitelight.whiteheat wrote:

And he carries himself with all the aplomb you would expect of man of his standing - you the man from Havannah then Mr I :sweeeet:

Looks more like the man from Del Monte to me :wink:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 6:17 am

Mr I wrote:

Dare I defend the woman.........................................

About 8 years ago I was in the Canary Islands and we went to a zoo with Mk1 Child. We wandered round and there was a falconry display in a amphitheatre. After a few minutes her and her husband Martin if I remember rightly (also works for GMTV) sat down next to us and we got talking; I found her to be a very personable lass, there was no pretentiousness whatsoever.

We spent about two hours together including a quick lunch amidst three screaming kids and she's not daft despite her persona but she is quite self efacing. All in all a woman who was perfectly sociable and good company.

So let's forget about Doris Speed....what was Fiona Phillips like????

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