http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Were-you-barking-up-the.3532911.jp

what possesses people to let the public know that they are dozy bastads by contacting the mail over shite like that.
ffs i would be too embarrased






















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would you admit to going in

Can you imagine the 'discussion' that took place over that within their family....?

thats pathetic

That's pretty much what I thought when I saw it last night.

although it does show how much of an intresting town hartlepool is if a chicken nugget gets in the paper

also is tha man crazy why would you show your kids a piece of food because it looked like a dog

that is crazy. Typical of the Mail to publish such a load of tosh.

At the bottom it asks you if you have had any foods that looks like an animal. Funnily enough I had some lovely pink sweets the other day which looked like shrimps.

for a long time I've thought that the Mail can really only be justified to be printed once a week. It would just have a few more pages for the full week's court round-ups and hatch, match and dispatch. That way they would also only ever have enough room to be able to print facts about Pools, and not speculation, to fill up the sports pages for the other five nights a week.

my dog looks like a chicken nugget but those nincompoops at the mail wont print a picture of it, dagnamit!!
This colds really affecting my state of mind.

That's nothing, I recently saw a man eating a sausage that looked like a MALE SEX ORGAN!!

Imagine my suprise last Easter I bought a ginger biscuit that looked exactly like a cartoon man. Here's a picture of it;

Surely that merits 40 lashes?

at easter i had a chocolate rabbit


shove it in the paper

Has Peter Owens been in recently?

Slightly off topic but still about the Mail. Has any body noticed how they manage to invent superheroes in their story headlines. My favourite was 'Brick Attack Woman'.