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 Post subject: Christmas Lights
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:46 am 
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Why is The Hartlepool Mail putting pictures of peoples external Christmas lights in their paper IN FKIN NOVEMBER? :evil:

Anybody who puts their lights up before December should have a grenade shoved through their letter box for being stupid.

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 Post subject: Re: Christmas Lights
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:38 am 
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I think we've all got anger issues. Theses would be helped considerably by HUFC going on a nice long unbeaten run.


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 Post subject: Re: Christmas Lights
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:39 am 
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I just think that they're stupid, especially when they put them up so early.

If it was up to me I'd tax them for it. :evil:

Then we'd see if they still wanted to give it their cheesy smiles for the Mail photographer.

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 Post subject: Re: Christmas Lights
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:43 am 
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We do tax them for it, 5% on all the Electricity they use. :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Christmas Lights
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ADG wrote:
But why? It isnt harming anyone.


What about the neighbours?

If anybody next door or opposite to me wanted to light the street up and have them shining into my house I'd smash all of the bulbs.

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 Post subject: Re: Christmas Lights
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BillinghamPoolie wrote:
We do tax them for it, 5% on all the Electricity they use. :roll:


That should be doubled or trebled for unnecessary useage. :evil:

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 Post subject: Re: Christmas Lights
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:49 am 
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And it's increasing their carbon footprint bbolt


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 Post subject: Re: Christmas Lights
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:20 am 
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I'm with Ripper.

Christmas lights shouldn't be allowed up before the 20th of December and should be down by midday Boxing Day.

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 Post subject: Re: Christmas Lights
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:23 am 
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Tax Paying Poolie wrote:
I'm with Ripper.

Christmas lights shouldn't be allowed up before the 20th of December and should be down by midday Boxing Day.


Failure should be punished by being made to look at Ripper's hair for three whole minutes.


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 Post subject: Re: Christmas Lights
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Mr I wrote:
Tax Paying Poolie wrote:
I'm with Ripper.

Christmas lights shouldn't be allowed up before the 20th of December and should be down by midday Boxing Day.


Failure should be punished by being made to look at Ripper's hair for three whole minutes.


Says you! rolfl

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 Post subject: Re: Christmas Lights
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:01 pm 
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come on rip get in the mood
twelve days before and twelve days after
have you never heard of the Epiphany :sweeeet:

or the first day of advent Saturday may be pool's can have their own Epiphany

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 Post subject: Re: Christmas Lights
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:03 pm 
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12 days before what though?

The beginning of bleeding November?

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 Post subject: Re: Christmas Lights
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:14 pm 
gremmlin wrote:
come on rip get in the mood
twelve days before and twelve days after
have you never heard of the Epiphany :sweeeet:

or the first day of advent Saturday may be pool's can have their own Epiphany


But did you get my pm this morning?? :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: Christmas Lights
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Mr Ripper wrote:
12 days before what though?

The beginning of bleeding November?


rolfl rolfl

You've almost redeemed yourself for the sh*te you posted yesterday!

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 Post subject: Re: Christmas Lights
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:15 pm 
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Mr Ripper wrote:
12 days before what though?

The beginning of bleeding November?


rolfl rolfl

You've almost redeemed yourself for the sh*te you posted yesterday!


I sincerely hope Mr Ripper never relieves himself.Wot next? :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: Christmas Lights
PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:24 pm 
drivimg through Skelton last night they had all these pretty little lights on the tree's, looked lovely....I thought I was somewhere special, then I remembered its still Skelton, the arse of East Cleveland and no amount of pretty lights can hide that fact!!


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