Notice they don't attack their own. No 'scouse' players targetted.

How very noble.....

notice how Everton players don't get targetted....cos they aint got nowt worth nicking!!
medals etc

probably be Evertonians anyways


in actual fact, who gives a fook really?

Its all the foreign players who more than likely live alone. The English players, even when they are away on international duty, will probably still have people at home, whereas these unfortunate chaps won't

All a good advery for the European city of culture 2008 though innit...

The way things go 'missing' the title would be more appropriate as 'City of Vuktures'

Did I tell you they nicked me strimmer in Halewood.

Only twice

Not a bad bunch them scallys really ............ plenty on the saarf coast not exactly loved by the local constabulary....

I didn't think anyone'd be interested, it was a Stihl and cost me £120 but the scousers nicked it in Halewood.

Thankyou for listening, I feel better now!

.........but as for those welsh.

That'll be why it got stolen.........

A scouser went in to a job centre.

He says, "I'm looking for a job, I'm ready willing and able to anything for a reasonable wage. I'm honest, concientious and a good time keeper. I have very good curtious relationship with my employers, I'm very flexible and skilled and very good at taking full responsibility for ensuring that I deliver what is required of me".

The guy behind the desk loks up and replies, "There's a job just come in that sounds just right for you. It's working for a milllionaire. He's got a fleet of luxury cars and you'll act as chauffer and you'll have free use of any of the vehicles any time you wish. He takes frequent trips abroad where you'll be required to accompany him staying in the best 5* hotels. You'll be provided with accommodation on his estate which will come free of charge and you'll have full use the swimming pool, gym etc along with eating the finest foods his kitchen provides. All this and there's a very generous salary with three months holiday a year".

The scouser's forehead furrows and he says, "That all sounds too good to be true, are you taking the p iss".

The guy behind the desk says, "You started it pal".