help needed, 5 a side tomorrow

Salty · **Posted:** Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:32 pm

right
its the charity band 5 a side tomorrow
in the unlikely event that we get into the final (unlikely cos we are nailed on to be sh it :grin:

) Jeff Winter is reffing it

the help I need is abuse to shout at him with, cos I really wanna be sent off by him!!

so, any suggestions?!
the cruder the better!

monkeehanger · **Posted:** Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:33 pm

Why not take your own cards and red card him! refred

Salty · **Posted:** Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:34 pm

hmmm, possible!!

also 'lovely lovely person' etc is too predictable, I want imaginative abuse!! :grin:

monkeehanger · **Posted:** Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:36 pm

Hoe about a printed t-shirt for when you score...Graham Poll walks on water on something like that

Salty · **Posted:** Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:37 pm

a marker pen is being dug out as we speak!!

writing abuse on a shirts a good idea!

keep em coming...

monkeehanger · **Posted:** Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:41 pm

Or you could always go for the Ireland approach and write something on the ar*e cheeks of your Y-fronts!

Mick Tait's Head Bandage · **Posted:** Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:43 pm

How about something along the lines of........

"Winter, you are an odious, self appreciating buffoon (a word which sadly is WAY under used by the way!), we all know you were a Premiership referee, but please STOP name dropping at every available opportunity, you despicable man"

Or summat :laugh:

monkeehanger · **Posted:** Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:45 pm

Mick Tait's Head Bandage wrote:

How about something along the lines of........

"buffoon"

A classic word and indeed underused these days.

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:50 pm

Why don't you just point out how utterly shite the Boro are? and how you'd rather have your balls removed with a Stanley knife than actually go and watch them???

Jeff Winter is alright though, he's one of those blokes who you are actually quite disappointed to find out that they aren't a total tosser. I used to think that but watched him after dinner speaking a few years ago and totally changed my opinion of him. He genuinely does his best to give Pools and Darlo proper local coverage as well which I salute him for.

Salty · **Posted:** Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:00 pm

yeah, I know
just wanna get sent off by him!!!

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:04 pm

Well it that case just call him a smoggy damned bounder rolfl

ChunkyMonkey · **Joined:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:59 pm **Posts:** 569

Ask him if he fancies a bit of "docking" after the game.

Trust me, a guaranteed red card :wink:

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6471

Howay then Chunky why is it guaranteed a red card?

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

tell him you are a toon fan and ask him if it EVER SNOWS in the borer

ChunkyMonkey · **Joined:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:59 pm **Posts:** 569

A long story

Salty · **Posted:** Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:05 pm

he came to see Shrug last week, he's ok....I just want him to send me off!!

anyhoo..........smoggy 'lovely lovely person'...snow/lame mag referance...docking [that the overlapping foreskin kind? how do I know so many homosexual terms??! :uhoh:

]....etc...

refred

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:34 pm

Kick him up the arse.

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:35 pm

hard,toe ender too.

Salty · **Posted:** Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:12 pm

well we got to the final, I kept 3 clean sheets on the way! :sweeeet:

lost the final 4-0 tho,mind rules stated that you had to have at least 4 band members/musicians playing and they only had 2...so we were moralt victors....they really shouldn't have been allowed to play cos they were class! :wink:

but we never thought even get that far...

worst bit was tho Winter never turned up the smoggie buffoon..... banghead

!!

Yossarian · **Joined:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:29 pm **Posts:** 801

Salty wrote:

worst bit was tho Winter never turned up the smoggie buffoon..... banghead

!!

no wonder he'd probably heard you were going to kick him up the arse whilst acusing him of "docking"

.............perverts

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:51 am

No show from Winter eh Salty?

Never mind.

I hope that you were gonna call him a dog noncing paedo freak and ask him why he likes to lick cats arses.

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Nov 12, 2007 2:03 pm

I was going to use dog noncing in tribute to yourself Mr.R...!

nevermind... refred

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