1. All those steps up to their new ground- bleedin' nuisance!
2. Last game we played at their old ground me and a mate got freebies from McAlpines!
3. At above game we were supposed to be in the home stand so legged it over the pitch to get to the uncovered away end, where we promptly watched as huge black clouds rolled over the hill in front of us and could see the impending downpour edging closer til it soaked us.
4. I once went to a gig at the McAlpine to see The Beautiful South and The Lightning Seeds.
5. Micky Maidens wonder goal the other year (obviously).

I had that a few years ago. Quick visit to the GU clinic sorted it out though.

But you can only catch it from corpses...