Well you shouldn't go poking it in places it doesn't belong then

Your big finger is best for stuff like that?

As soon as I saw the Title and the words Pooliekev I had a foreboding

You know, you can lead a horse to water...........

I just thought I'd run that up the flagpole and see if it fluttered........the real reason my finger hurts is that I helped carry a box of weights upstairs for our lasses daughter and it slipped and pulled the pad back.

Not for any of the disgusting perverted reasons that you shower of deviants thought. You want locking up!!

So sorting your bird's daughter out has hurt your finger?

How old is she?

Do you have any pics?

Clothed or non-clothed?

Aye!!

She's 25, tall, blonde, gorgeous and ran a half marathon in Bristol the weekend before last and is consequently as fit as a flea. She was a child model, y'know, knitting patterns and toys and stuff. She's a speech therapist too so she's got brains as well as looks.

And consequently she's not for guttersnipes like you lot. So keep your filthy hands in your sticky pockets!! :-X :-X :-X

If you ask nicely I'll post a pic, but at the first whisper of a descending fly, I'll delete it!!

I woke up two mornings running last week with a really sore pinkie, and no idea why it was hurting so much. It was a real mystery.

I had not even been pleasuring women with it.

25!

Way too old

The first symptoms of gout - too much booze I'd say

really?

i was quite pissed the both the previous nights, I must admit

So did you have brown nails and crusty doggers when you woke up from your drunken state with a sore finger?