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Spender
 Post subject: My Finger Hurts
PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:28 pm 
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Cowboy
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:50 pm 
Well you shouldn't go poking it in places it doesn't belong then :shock:
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Cowboy wrote:
Well you shouldn't go poking it in places it doesn't belong then :shock:


Your big finger is best for stuff like that? :uhoh:
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As soon as I saw the Title and the words Pooliekev I had a foreboding :laugh:
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:26 am 
You know, you can lead a horse to water...........

I just thought I'd run that up the flagpole and see if it fluttered........the real reason my finger hurts is that I helped carry a box of weights upstairs for our lasses daughter and it slipped and pulled the pad back.

Not for any of the disgusting perverted reasons that you shower of deviants thought. :evil: :evil: :evil: You want locking up!! :grin: :grin: :grin:
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So sorting your bird's daughter out has hurt your finger?

How old is she?

Do you have any pics?

Clothed or non-clothed?

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Aye!! :grin: :grin: :grin:

She's 25, tall, blonde, gorgeous and ran a half marathon in Bristol the weekend before last and is consequently as fit as a flea. She was a child model, y'know, knitting patterns and toys and stuff. She's a speech therapist too so she's got brains as well as looks.

And consequently she's not for guttersnipes like you lot. So keep your filthy hands in your sticky pockets!! :-X :-X :-X

If you ask nicely I'll post a pic, but at the first whisper of a descending fly, I'll delete it!! :evil: :evil:
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I woke up two mornings running last week with a really sore pinkie, and no idea why it was hurting so much. It was a real mystery.

I had not even been pleasuring women with it.
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25!

Way too old :roll:

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nick wrote:
I woke up two mornings running last week with a really sore pinkie, and no idea why it was hurting so much. It was a real mystery.

I had not even been pleasuring women with it.


The first symptoms of gout - too much booze I'd say

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really?

i was quite pissed the both the previous nights, I must admit
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nick wrote:
really?

i was quite pissed the both the previous nights, I must admit


So did you have brown nails and crusty doggers when you woke up from your drunken state with a sore finger?

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