It had everything, including possibly the most touching, heart warming moment in sport that I have ever seen.

If you actually believed that yourself you would be even sadder than any of us even thought.

I never seen a single ball being batted. If I had have been at home I might have watched some of it but I was too busy. Sounded like a walkover rather than an intense competition.

best thing about it tho' were that the americans lost. happy days.

Thought you had to get out and about with your tape measure.

You really are wasting your time trying to explain anything to a salesman Mr Dibbs.

Yeah I'm really glad Europe beat the USA. I'm fuuckin chuffed to bits a whole continent beat one single country. So chuffed in fact I'm going to stop supporting England and only support Europe in the future.
Who do you think will be in charge of the European team for the World Cup 2010?

By the way, don't you think it's time we got rid of all this local rivalry and had a combined North East team? We'd be world beaters!

Who's a salesman ?

Get the title right. It's Regional Director thank you very much!

Do you sell things?

In one respect of course, as does every business on the planet. But not directly, I wouldn't make a rep as long as I could draw breath. I can pressurise them thought :)

He sells curtains with a hand drill with an extra-long bit?

There are some very sad people on here, it seems that dishing out crap and insults is classed as a 'joke' aslong as they are doing it but when the foot and boot are reversed it's suddenly "gone too far" and showing no respect. Nothing I write on here I really believe, I generally try and have a bit of a laugh. To think I even PM'ed the offended person to apologise for doing so.

Lot's of love and world peace crap to all

Signed; The Koont, The Estimator, the Antithoughtist

:cry:

And you can behave Dibble, I'll take no lectures from a failed QS.

Do tell more!

If you don't know then I think that you pretty much answer your own question there.

A QS went to a barber's shop for a hair-cut, wearing a very smart pair of headphones attached to his walkman. The barber sat him in a chair and asked him to take off the headphones so that he could start cutting. The Q.S. looked alarmed at the suggestion, and shook his head, saying, "I have to keep them on or I'll die."

The barber insisted, "Come on, sir, I can't cut round them!" But the Q.S. was insistent, "I'll die if they come off..." Naturally, the barber didn't take this too seriously, and he yanked the headphones off, and began trimming. Shortly, the Q.S. began to go blue and slumped in the chair. The barber tried to help him, heaved him upright and laid the now unconcious Q.S. down on the bench for waiting customers. He shouted to his assistant to call an ambulance. He slapped the Q.S. round the face, threw cold water over him, forced brandy from his hip-flask between his lips, but to no avail. The Q.S. was dead by the time the ambulance arrived.

The police were called. The inspector was baffled, and quizzed the unfortunate barber to find out what exactly had lead to the sudden death. "You were trimming his hair?" "I'd just started, yes." "And did anything unusual happen before you started?" "Well, he insisted on keeping his headphones on, and I had to pull them off..."

The policeman's eyebrows rose. "What headphones?" The barber looked round, and found the walkman lying where he had put it aside. "Oh, here it is, still." The policeman put the headphones to his ears - and heard: " ... breath in ... breath out ... breath in ... breath out ... breath in ..."

[quote="Cornelius Atweasle"]Mr Dibble at work.....

Mr Dibble does some work ?

I bet there ain't many on here who are payed piecework

Anyway, golf's cack. You only get in it if you're 'top of the money list.'

And that's immoral and exclusive.

Come on then, genius.

How is golf moral and inclusive then?? When it can cost £200 to bang your balls around St Andrews??

Ah!!!!!

See!!!!

You can go round the old corrugated muni courses any time you want with the johnnies in the bunkers and that but if you want to play anywhere half decent it's cash out time and no jeans in the club house.

Trust me, we've got four round here and I live 2 miles from Lee Westwood. College Pines?? Might let you be a member if someone dies and you're minted?? Lindrick?? Versace trousers or fuck off. Kilton?? Muni course, £20 a round or if you've got a Bassetlaw I'm Nearly Dead Pass you might get a fiver off.

Nah......I like them with the windmills on....

No. I drink in the pub with the golf society, remember??And the chairman of said golf society is my mate Gibbo. He's mad keen, plays most days but actually doesn't bang on about it all the time.

I've never and will never waste my day on it.

a large golf contingent exists in the 'cutter, like. Never played it meself (crazy golf apart).

CRAZY GOLF is tops...GOLF...bag o shite.

Agree 100% mate!

Seaton hasnt been the same since they did away with thr crazy golf course!

(they have have knocked it down, havent theny?)

I just love em....best one has to be Shanklin ..IT'S A CORKER