where do socks....

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:49 pm

go?

in the last 2 months i have purchased 18 pairs of socks, and yet i can only find one pair that match, and they have merry xmas written on them!!!!!!!!

its a bleeding mystery to me, next time i'm going to buy bright orange or pink ones with little frills around the top, and see if they go missing, at least i will beable to spot the buggar who's wearing them!!!!!!!

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:51 pm

The sock gnomes take them in the middle of the night

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:52 pm

Warwick Hunt wrote:

The sock gnomes take them in the middle of the night

but what do they do with them all, and the odd ones they leave, why not take the pair,,, stupid g-noms

Sarf · **Joined:** Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:31 pm **Posts:** 323

In my house, they metamorphosise into wire coat hangers.

Hurt my poor ole feet they do :evil:

SaigonSaddler · **Posted:** Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:55 pm

Linda found a load of old socks along with the shirts you gave her.

We threw them out of the window on the A1(M) :laugh:

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:17 pm

Yes, yes, you're right. Still; for me, socks are like sex: tons of it
about, and I never seem to get any

so if i had more sex then i wouldn't lose so many socks!

ah! thats where i have gone wrong......... confised

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22623

It's the Fish people.

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:25 pm

Mr I wrote:

It's the Fish people.

and what may fish people do with them?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22623

I CODn't tell you that, I'd have to krill you afterwards.

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:31 pm

Mr I wrote:

I CODn't tell you that, I'd have to krill you afterwards.

well i had-orc, an idea you would try an eel of a way to start another pun style thread

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:41 pm

Master of Disguise wrote:

OH FOOK..............YOU COD'NT MAKE THIS UP.

stop mussel-in to my thread!

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:45 pm

Micky Fisher ate them.

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:50 pm

MadJohn wrote:

excellent laughing my head off here. clappp

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Fri Oct 19, 2007 3:13 pm

Mister Ed wrote:

Mr I wrote:

It's the Fish people.

and what may fish people do with them?

Sell them to the sock gnomes

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Oct 19, 2007 3:19 pm

Is that letter O in "Mickey Fisher ate my socks" supposed to be a condom?

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Oct 19, 2007 3:21 pm

Probably. There was always loads of them on the rec around that time. Loads of glue bags too.

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:54 am

I wore socks yesterday for the first time since February. :grin:

When I came home I took them straight off though, socks are horrible. :evil:

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2007 6:26 am

Pooliekev wrote:

I wore socks yesterday for the first time since February. :grin:

When I came home I took them straight off though, socks are horrible. :evil:

Ah yes thats the easy bit, but will you find them again or will there be only one?

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:42 am

"Nine out of ten left backs prefer socks" was the other caption on that fence. I wonder if anyone photographed that as well?

Anyway, back to the point, Pen pixies, underpants goblins, and sock fairies are running amok here too. Does Rentokil have anything I can put down for the blighters.
We only got rid of those pesky Borrowers last month :grin:

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