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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: New Taxes
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:44 am 
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Anybody under the age of 21 caught in possession of a double buggy and no husband will be taxed at the rate of 35% of their benefits.

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townendtimmy
 Post subject: Re: New Taxes
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:06 am 
offshorepoolie wrote:
NEWSFLASH


The Chancellor (Alistar Darling) Has just announced a new tax....







A Tax of 400% will be placed on all pastry products and fines of up to £200 will be applied for being caught eating a pasty whilst in charge of a pushchair...



Farking hell the town centre will close down rolfl .
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Warwick Hunt
 Post subject: Re: New Taxes
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:41 am 
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Anyone wearing a hoodie will be taxed at 50% of what they mug off a pensioner.
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townendtimmy
 Post subject: Re: New Taxes
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:20 pm 
Thats a bit strong Mr Hunt one cannot stereotype every hoodie as a robber :shock: :laugh:
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