Nigella Lawson

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22624

Yes or no?

I mean shes got a very sexy upper body and face but that is a seriously large arse.

3pint wonder · **Posted:** Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:36 pm

yes well you do,nt look at the mantle piece when your poking the fire

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22624

The mantlepiece isn't the problem, thats perfectly acceptable. Facially she's very nice with an additional certain 'something'. The problem is the fire itself, someone has took the bottom grate off and has put a big paper over the front of the fire to make it burn up. The fire is far too big now.

katcha · **Posted:** Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:40 pm

then?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22624

Fair point, well made.

Jonny · **Posted:** Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:44 pm

Stop being so picky, she's worth a lick..........

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22624

You haven't seen our lass have you? she's seriously spectacular and much better than fat arse Lawson. I await Mr Glasses and Mr Pooliekev to back me up on this one. Oh, and H'Angus if he can remember.

3pint wonder · **Posted:** Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:49 pm

so someone has used a bleezer on her, or has she had alot of pumping up :laugh:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:11 pm

As usual I have to google these things up to know WTF you lot are talking about.

Unless this photo's seriously out of date both the mantelpiece and the fire will do fine for me thanks. :shock:

BTW are you still on Indian rations Mr I?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22624

About 10 - 15 years out of date and you need to ad 5 stone to her arse. Yes, still attending the sub continent.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:43 pm

She looks like a piping bag squeezed in the middle.

Very pretty, but the proportions are all wrong.

I think she'll be the next 'celebrity' to lose loads of weight and endorse some strange diet, with plenty of before and after pics.

In fact, I reckon it's all padding, and she's a size 8 under it all.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:27 am

What a silly question. :roll:

All night and again in the morning is the vote from the Ripper jury. :razz:

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:51 am

Mr I wrote:

You haven't seen our lass have you? she's seriously spectacular and much better than fat arse Lawson. I await Mr Glasses and Mr Pooliekev to back me up on this one. Oh, and H'Angus if he can remember.

Oh aye, Kevs a little belter. :wink:

garthwd · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:23 am **Posts:** 791

She gets a thumbs up and so much more from me.

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:02 pm

Mr I wrote:

You haven't seen our lass have you? she's seriously spectacular and much better than fat arse Lawson. I await Mr Glasses and Mr Pooliekev to back me up on this one. Oh, and H'Angus if he can remember.

Is it the same one as the POTY awards last season

If so.....

1. Why are you asking about Nigellla Lawson

2. Why is she with you rolfl

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22624

You cheeky get!!

She's vaguely attractive but I wouldn't swap, it just seemed like a good Bunker topic at the time.

Answers.......

1/ yes, the same one at the POTY do.
2/ the lass has taste.

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:41 am

Guaram masala?? confised

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